That sucker probably hasn’t burned that hot since January 19, 2021 when reams upon reams of evidence were fed to it. Biden must be using some kind of special Duraflame not on the market yet.

US Coast Guard cutter Alert, commissioned in 1969, had just days left before retirement when its crew spotted a suspected crew of drug smugglers speeding toward the West Coast and this 1980s cop movie cliche shit doesn’t work that well on boats so we’ll just get to it: CNN reports that Alert seized an estimated $143 million worth of cocaine from the fuckers during this one last tour before it spends the rest of its days fishing in Key West… Well we don’t know what’s going to happen to it next but that’d be pretty goddamned funny if it ended up becoming a fishing tour boat in Florida.

Or if it became the patrol boat for a small-town sheriff in the Keys or the Virgin Islands or somewhere and then the cartel’s other boats come back for revenge over the $143 million they lost.

Buffalo Wild Wings was offering free wings Monday in the United States because Super Bowl went into overtime, Fox5 New York reported about 29 hours ago. It’s a promotion that the chicken restaurant chain had teased for years, and probably thousands of people capitalized upon if they knew about it ahead of time and visited a Buffalo Wild Wings location accordingly.

The offer for six boneless or traditional wings in any sauce or seasoning was open to anyone in the United States but only on Monday, February 26, 2024, from 2 to 5 pm local time only. Important to remember: it was valid only for dine-in or in-person takeout and you could not order through the app or website if you had known about the free wings ahead of time, so you would’ve had to make sure you got off your butt and headed down to B-Double-Dubs to score this touchdown of a deal.

Joe Biden should receive 90% of the vote today in Michigan, no surprise when a Party pro-actively prevents competition and the majority of primary voters are the party faithful.

Nonetheless, to all who take the time to vote in primaries and no matter for whom you vote: THANK…

— Dean Phillips (@deanbphillips) February 27, 2024

Today, I am suspending my campaign for the Presidency of the United States of America and offering my endorsement and unwavering support for President Trump. I would like to thank my family, friends, campaign team, 80,000 plus financial supporters, and the hundreds of volunteers…

— Ryan Binkley (@RyanBinkley) February 27, 2024

Currently sitting down and answering stupid questions from House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer and his pack of dumbasses after months of outplaying them, painting expert Hunter Biden is enjoying an interview free of any video recording so the Comer can’t selectively release any clips and the transcript will be released in as little as 24 hours once a review for minor redactions is complete, meaning the Kentucky dipshit will have two or three Newsmax and Fox News hits at most before it’s made public, CNN reports on why they pay Abbe Lowell the big bucks.

Dem Illinois Senator Tammy Duckworth on Tuesday said in a statement she’ll be introducing a bill codifying a right in-vitro fertilization and she’ll be doing so with a request for unanimous consent, which means that it will pass automatically if no Republican objects and forces a vote, effectively cornering the shitweasels on something they’re desperate to avoid, Politico reports.

“The ruling from the Alabama Supreme Court – effectively labeling women who undergo IVF as criminals and our doctors as killers – proves that we were right to be worried,” said Duckworth. “No one looking to start or grow their family, in any state, deserves to be criminalized.”

It can never just be that this asshole who told Republicans what they wanted to hear was playing the FBI with that Hunter Biden bullshit when he was supposed to be informing on Russian intel operations inside the United States. It has to be some larger Deep State conspiracy to silence him and if the Russians ever do pay some cholos to gut him in a shower then here’s their plausible deniability, signed, sealed, and delivered by their willing propaganda pawns in Murdoch Inc.

A new Economic Policy Institute analysis of federal data finds that fully 50 percent of American workforce growth between January 2023 and January 2024 came from immigrants, the Washington Post reports on more reflux for the MAGA worms whom despise all non-native forms of human life.

“Experts say the surge in employment was ultimately key to solving unprecedented gaps in the economy that threatened the country’s ability to recover from prolonged shutdowns,” the Post writes, apparently without realizing that they just kind of validated Replacement Theory.

“Immigration has not slowed. It has just been absolutely astronomical,” said Dallas Federal Reserve Bank Vice President Pia Orrenius. “And that’s been instrumental. You can’t grow like this with just the native workforce. It’s not possible.” George Soros is an immigrant too.

The family of North Carolina man Richard Petty, who the Charlotte News and Observer dubs a “NASCAR legend” in the headline of their story – which we guess means he was a legend at getting national automotive and snack food brands to pay to place their logos on his race car – told the paper’s wire service owner McClatchy on Monday that NC-06 GOP primary candidate Christian Castelli is full of shit when he claimed that Petty endorsed 2024 campaign, pointing out correctly that Castelli simply reused a 2022 endorsement video from Petty and passed it off as current.

Petty is now the seventh public figure to publicly disavow an endorsement for Castelli – who lost that 2022 race to Dem Kathy Manning – and another win for one of his primary opponents, pitiful former Congressman Mark Walker, who himself was humiliated similarly by disgraced former President Trump over his Senate bid during the Tar Heel State GOP’s convention in June 2021.

“Trump repeatedly pushed his daughter-in-law, Lara Trump, to run for the open Senate seat [then being vacated by Richard Burr], but she declined. He then decided—on the flight last month to Greenville, NC, where he spoke at a state party event – to back [now-Senator then-Congressman] Ted Budd in a competitive Republican primary race. The president’s announcement stunned aides and candidates, including Mark Walker, who became emotional when he learned about the endorsement while seated with his family in the audience,” the Wall Street Journal later reported.

Well actually Walker’s been humiliated this year too, as the News and Observer reports that former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, House Speaker Mike Johnson, Senator Markwayne Mullin and Congressmen Gus Bilirakis and Matt Gaetz have either undorsed Walker or never endorsed him in the first place. “I love Richard Petty and NASCAR. Yesterday’s race in Atlanta was an incredible photo finish. We don’t anticipate the same for the 6th District,” Walker wrote in a text to the paper.

Disgraced former President Trump’s lawyers are planning to lean on MAGA Florida federal Judge Aileen Cannon’s incompetent handling of the case brought by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith over the fat fuck’s theft of classified documents from the White House to block the case over his post-2020 election coup attempt from going to trial in DC before the election, CNN reports.

As everyone eager to see the orange slob face convicted in a federal court before the election is well aware, the DC case is not going to trial on March 4th as originally scheduled because the Supreme Court are taking their sweet fucking time rejecting his “presidential immunity” bid, and instead he’ll go on trial in Manhattan late next month for the Stormy Daniels hush money payoff.

The earliest Trump could go on trial in DC is, if the Supremes deny certiorari this week, on May 12th, which runs into Cannon’s May 25th start date. The Mar-a-Lago trial is not going to go to trial in May, but the thinking is among Trump’s minions is that they can get Cannon to keep the DC trial in limbo by having Cannon keep moving the window. “Trump’s team believes the Mar-a-Lago case, if it’s moved July, could box out Chutkan from putting the federal election subversion case on the schedule once Supreme Court appeals are addressed. When July nears, Trump’s team or the special counsel’s office could ask Cannon again to move the Mar-a-Lago trial back, and she may consider it because of the complexities in the case,” CNN writes about the complex maneuvering.

What to order at Olive Garden and how to order it, according to registered dietitians https://t.co/B3n1wGZ2WK

— Fox News (@FoxNews) February 27, 2024

President Joe Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, and Senate Minority Leader Moscow Mitch are going to squeeze Speaker Mike Johnson like a lime in a spending meeting on Tuesday, Punchbowl News concludes, explaining that the Dems are firmly in control given that blame for any shutdown would fall on Republicans and help make Biden’s election year case that they’re incapable of governing.

There isn’t even a framework yet and the Freedom Caucasians are already fucking pissed at Johnson for failing to make any gains on cutting into federal spending. “So while there are no major disagreements on policy that would traditionally lead to a shutdown, there’s a nagging feeling in the House GOP that Johnson hasn’t fought hard enough,” Punchbowl writes, which in normal people speak means that he hasn’t made any pointless, terroristic demands that they can use to go on conservative media and act like they’re the “fighting hard for the American people.”

“Stormy Bradley is running for Texas State House District 72 against RINO Drew Darby, who voted to Impeach Texas’ Great Attorney General, Ken Paxton. As a State Representative, Stormy will fight to Secure the Border, Support the American Oil Industry, Champion School Choice, and Protect and Defend our under siege Second Amendment. Stormy Bradley has my Complete and Total Endorsement!” wrote fat former President Trump on Truth Social late Monday night.

During questioning by state investigators into his role in the fake electors plot, attorney Kenneth Chesebro failed to disclose a pseudonymous Twitter account he used to promote Constitutional-esque theories in the days around the 2020 election, CNN reports.

The account on the dead-named Twitter, BadgerPundit, is now locked as is its linked blog, but the account previously included tweets from two days after the election stating that the actual outcome of the election didn’t matter because Republican-controlled legislatures determined to whom the electors voted, not the popular vote, a false claim.  Those are claims Chesebro made in his efforts to undermine the outcome.

“You don’t get the big picture. Trump doesn’t have to get courts to declare him the winner of the vote. He just needs to convince Republican legislatures that the election was systematically rigged, but it’s impossible to run it again, so they should appoint electors instead,” wrote BadgerPundit on November 7th, 2020.

A three-judge panel in the DC federal appeals court sided with former Justice Department attorney (general?) Jeffrey Clark, ruling that Clark did not have to comply with an order from DC bar investigators to turn over potentially incriminating documents, Politico reports.

Believed to be one of the six unnamed co-conspirators in Donald Trump’s DC federal case and known to be a Fulton County co-defendant, Clark is alleged to have led an effort to have the Justice Department distribute a letter falsely claiming federal investigators found evidence of tampering or fraud.  The court ruled, however, that forcing Clark to turn over the documents from the time to the Office of Disciplinary Counsel “infringes on Mr. Clark’s Fifth Amendment right not to be compelled to be a witness against himself.”

Students admitted to medical school at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in the Bronx will attend tuition-free from now on thanks to a one billion dollar donation from the widow of a former Warren Buffett business partner that will eliminate student education costs, the Washington Post reports.

Ruth Gottesman, the chair of the board of trustees, made the donation that will allow the college to open admission to applicants who might otherwise not be able to afford the $60,000 tuition, part of $100,000 per year in annual costs, including room, board, and books.   Currently, about half of the first-year class of 183 students identifies as female, with 18% saying they belong to an under-represented group.

The private donation is the largest made to any medical school in history and is believed to be the second largest in the history of academic donations, topped only by a $1.8 billion donation to The Johns Hopkins University by alumnus and former New York Mayor who did not go nuts, Michael Bloomberg, which also aims at increasing diversity and opportunity at the university.

Nepo baby Peter Doocy delivered some shocking news to Fox “News” viewers when he stated specifically that Donald Trump is the obstacle to any chance of implementing a border program.  And obviously, because the biggest national security issue is all those dang migrants at the border, Donald Trump is the cause of their problems, right?  Nope:  in Fox World, it’s Joe Biden who’s going to make passing the bipartisan border bill solution.

What we’re going to see from President Biden is going to be very political.  He’s going to be talking about how it is on Republicans to get a little bit of urgency behind them and pass this bipartisan Senate deal, but I was talkin’ to some Republican governors comin’ outta their meeting with the President at the White House on Friday and they said they didn’t really see the point of President Biden continuing to focus on that bipartisan Senate deal because, yes, Republicans helped negotiate it, but it’s dead right now.  Donald Trump put enough pressure on Republicans to kill the bill essentially.  He didn’t like it.  He got enough people, he’s the leader of the Party, got enough people with him.

A national association representing the professional standards of professors in higher education issued a rebuke of New College in Florida, the unconventional university that Republican Florida Governor and failed… well… everything Ron DeSantis transformed into a conservative quasi-academic stronghold, WTSP-10 in St. Petersburg reports.

The American Association of University Professors made New College just the 12th college it has sanctioned since 1995.  AAUP cited the rapid exit of professional staff without warning or severance during DeSantis’s purge as one issue, along with falling credibility of the school’s leaders when it comes to supporting ongoing research and other academic work.

“Following the ouster of then-president Patricia Okker, the board of trustees and administration eliminated the college’s Office of Outreach and Inclusive Excellence and its gender studies program. They also attacked tenure and imposed new admission standards and athletic programs absent meaningful faculty involvement. All these actions violate long-standing AAUP-supported principles of shared governance,” the group said in its announcement, with serves as a warning to professors looking for positions about unfavorable environments in academia.

A reconstituted group of MAGA anti-constitutional obstructionists launched a new recall effort to unseat Democratic California Governor Gavin Newsom, saying Newsom has already abandoned the state to sate his higher ambitions, the San Jose Mercury News reports.

“Governor Newsom has abandoned the state to advance his presidential ambitions, leaving behind a $68 billion budget deficit and a public safety, immigration and education crisis,” the group, Hotel Rescue California, stated in a press release.

Newsom didn’t seem worried about the seventh attempt to recall him, saying, “Earlier today, the same Trump Republicans who led the recall effort against me in 2021 announced they are launching another recall campaign against me this year. We beat them once–handily–and we’ll do it again if we must. But I can’t do it alone.”

The Democrats in the New York state legislature voted down a new Congressional map drawn by a bipartisan commission, essentially giving themselves another attempt to swing the state’s representation, NBC News reports.

The story starts with the state court throwing out the first Congressional map drawn by the state legislature in 2021 because it was egregiously gerrymandered.  The Court created a map that was used in 2022 and led to 11 Republican wins versus 15 for Democrats; Republicans typically won 9 or 10 seats in the state.  The Court then said an independent bipartisan group should draw the map, with the state’s elected representatives voting to approve.  Well, the legislature didn’t approve, so we’re back at Step One.

In a House of Representatives where Republicans hold the majority by a Gaetz and a Marge, two seats potentially flipping Democratic in the next election could mean the difference between Preacher of the House Mike Johnson and the guy who really runs the House, Hakeem Jeffries, holding the gavel.