In an article headlined “MAGA Truckers Say They’ll Refuse NYC Loads After Trump Verdict,” Newsmax cites one tweet in which a right wing trucker who goes by “Chicago Ray” claimed “I’ve been on the radio for over an hour and I’ve talked to at least (10) Truckers who are gonna start refusing loads of Monday for (NYC) …I talked to (3) guys that I work with who texted the boss and told him no (NYC),” because one judge (who actually lives on Long Island) hit the fat former President with a $455 million judgment for defrauding banks with false valuations of his assets.

“Truckers are (95%) Trump… it’ll get overturned on appeal but you know how fucken [sic] hard it is to get one of these mfrs into (NYC) cut the bullshit I’ll cya down the road,” Chicago Ray continued in the tweet, which included an ominous, terroristic video of “Ray” yelling “fuck around and find out” and “we’re tired of your motherfuckin leftists fuckin with Trump!” while driving his rig.

Asked on Sunday why she thinks fat former President Trump hasn’t said anything about the murder of Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny, former South Carolina Gov Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley told ABC’s Jon Karl that Donald either “sides with Putin and thinks it’s cool that Putin killed one of his political opponents or he just doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Either one of those is concerning.”

The “knives are out” for small-faced MAGA influencer Charlie Kirk among different factions of fat former President Trump’s sycophants, NBC News reports on a supposed conflict stemming from Kirk’s campaign to get the Orange God Emperor to oust Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel from the RNC chair while Kirk’s Turning Point USA sucked up hundreds of millions, as well as his anti-Martin Luther King Jr Day crusade that supposedly has cost Donald his already overhyped Black support.

Ohio Pastor Darrell Scott, a member of Trump’s 2016 transition team and one of Donald’s first Black supporters, claims that he’s spoken directly to the Orange God Emperor about Kirk, telling NBC “I’ve got to say, racism is like the word ‘ugly.’ I can’t always describe it, but I know it when I see it. That boy’s a racist right there,” of Kirk’s campaign to downplay MLK in favor of better Black role models like Thomas Sowell, Ben Carson, and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

“Trump is fucking pissed that Charlie is out causing problems for him in the Black community,” one source told NBC. Don Jr, a Kirk ally, denied this in a statement to NBC, saying Charlie’s in “great standing with both my father and the entire Trump campaign” is “nothing more than fiction coming from people jealous of the close relationship Charlie has built with our family.”

On the Ronna decapitation side, Kirk’s enemies in the Orange God Emperor’s court say the small-faced bastard’s contributions to the effort to remove the botox-faced figurehead were more about money than the long string of electoral failures under her. “This is why [Kirk] was trying to get rid of Ronna,” a Trump ally said. “He shouldn’t make it sound like, ‘Oh, we’re tired of losing. We don’t have an early vote program.’ He should have just said, ‘Listen, he who controls the RNC controls millions of dollars and I want to get my hands on them.’ That would have been a more honest grift.”

Hundreds of people have been arrested around Russia during demonstrations protesting the murder of opposition leader Alexey Navalny in a Siberian prison, with police removing memorials nearly as soon as they are put up, CBS News reports.

The New York Times reports more than 400 people were arrested for acts as simple as laying flowers at various towns around the prison.  In Moscow, a group with a police escort removed an impromptu memorial outside the headquarters of Russia’s national police, but overnight, more flowers reappeared.

The Times also reports some of the conditions Navalny was held under at the penal colony where he died.  He was reportedly being held in a punishment cell where every day at 6:30 a.m., he would be allowed into a narrow concrete room barely larger than an airshaft, but open to the sky above, the only view of the sky some prisoners get daily.  Although prison officials said Navalny collapsed while “walking,” he died reportedly after being in that enclosure for an unspecified time while the outdoor temperatures were -20º F.

We’re not going to submit our dear readers to hours of an irate shoe salesman bellowing into a microphone as enraptured cultists beg him to take their money to pay for his crimes.  Instead, we’re giving you just 15 seconds in which Trump demonstrates his narcissism, racism, and mental decline.

“But a lot of ’em’ll come to me and say, how do you do it? You go through all these subpoenas. YOU GOT INDICTED,” shouts Donald Trump, a man facing more than a half billion dollars in civil losses and 91 criminal indictments. “In my whole life I didn’t know what the n-word– I didn’t know what indictment meant. YOU GOT INDICTED, more than Alphonse Capone, “Scarface.”

Getting indicted more than Al Capone shouldn’t be a point of pride. And if he thought the “n-word” was indictment–or that indictment was ANY n-word, Don’s not all there.

Theory:  Donald Trump’s entry into a market signals its imminent downfall.  Evidence:  Trump Mortgage, launched in 2006 less than a year before the real estate collapse; NFTs issued in December 2022 after the market’s peak earlier that year; and of course, the Republican Party.

We can now add the collectible sneaker market to the list.  After losing nearly half a billion dollars in a New York civil trial, Donald Trump traveled to Philadelphia to announce the launch of his own sneaker line, available at GetTrumpSneakers.com–which, if you’re concerned, has a strict three-pair limit. The top-line Never Surrender High-Tops, limited to 1,000 pairs because they apparently ran out of spray paint, have already sold out (reportedly).  Lesser styles are still available, for just $199.

But the site is not just for sneakerheads!  You can also pick up your very own bottle of Victory47 Cologne by President Trump–with the first 1,000 bottles individually numbered–for just $99, a bargain for smelly water that likely smells suspicious like Empire by Donald Trump (circa 2015) or Donald Trump: The Fragrance (2004).

With a proud sergeant shown front and center, a Montana Army National Guard recruitment poster heralding the “spirit of tradition” features a unit of actual World War II Nazis as the selected background shot, KTVQ in Billings reports.  Distributed everywhere from VFW halls to schools, the poster says of service in the Guard, “It’s more than college money….It’s the spirit of tradition.”

While featuring Nazis in posters sent to schools is bad enough, what may be worse is that these were distributed last fall and no one noticed it until February 2024.  “Montana National Guard leadership is aware of a Montana Army National Guard recruiting poster that appears to show members of the World War II German Army in the background,” a statement from the unit reads, admitting that the Montana Guard created the poster.  “This poster does not represent our history or values and has been removed from further distribution. We sincerely apologize for this serious mistake.”

Saying without an iota of self-awareness the late-night talk show host defrauded him, former Brazilian Carnaval dancer and Republican New York Congressman George Santos filed a lawsuit against Jimmy Kimmel for using Cameo videos Santos created based on requests Kimmel’s staff submitted using aliases, NBC News reports.  Santos seeks an easy payday $750,000.

After being booted from Congress for multiple lies and acts of fraud and a small matter of a criminal indictment, Santos found a new income stream by selling custom videos on the Cameo platform, where has-beens and never-wases prostitute their little remaining fame to make personalized custom videos requested by patrons.  In a sketch on his show two months ago, Kimmel features videos Santos filmed congratulating a fictional “beef eating contest” winner or imploring a non-existent woman to forgive her fake spouse for burning their shed down.

Santos has an uphill battle.  While Cameo’s terms of service bar patrons from the “commercial” use, it specifically encourages patrons to distribute and publicize Cameo and the custom video, granting the person who pays the celebrity to make the video “a non-exclusive, royalty-free, fully paid, worldwide, sublicensable, revocable license to use, reproduce, distribute, and publicly display that CAMEO Video, in any and all media (for example, on social media platforms), whether now known or hereafter invented or devised.”

Days after useful idiot Tucker Carlson fanboy’ed all over Russian President Vladimir Putin, proving once again conservatives cater to the propagandistic needs of authoritarian leaders, Putin’s key nemesis was assassinated in a far-off prison colony in Siberia.  Though Carlson himself didn’t push the plunger of polonium (or whatever method was used), he gave Putin an indication that Carlson’s American conservative followers would dismiss such an action if Putin wanted to knock off his opponent.

Speaking at the World Government Summit in Dubai this week after his interview with Putin, Carlson was downright giddy over the power of autocrats to kill opponents, equating it to orders from Western leaders like President Joe Biden who order individuals who threaten the safety of their country and their people killed.

“In laying the foundation for his sweeping decision against former President Donald Trump, Judge Arthur Engoron observed that ‘this is a venial sin, not a mortal sin.’ Yet, at $355 million, one would think that Engoron had found Trump to be the source of Original Sin. The judgment against Trump (and his family and associates) was met with a level of unrestrained celebration by many in New York that bordered on the indecent. Attorney General Letitia James declared not only that Trump would be barred from doing business in New York for three years, but that the damages would come to roughly $460 million once interest was included,” writes right wing “legal expert” Jonathan Turley in a Saturday op-ed posted at TheHill.com, whose terrible reputation stems largely from its employ of jackasses like Turley, though amazingly he’s among the least offensive in the site’s sordid history.

“That makes the damages against Trump greater than the gross national product of some countries, including Micronesia. Yet the court admitted that not a single dollar was lost by the banks from these dealings” and blah blah blah, Turley continues in the piece. Really the only value here to National Zero in this jeremiad is to highlight one of the softer wails of pain over the costly verdict.

Minnesota gelato entrepreneur and Dem Congressman Dean Phillip’s presidential primary challenge to incumbent Joe Biden is now leaner and meaner as the longshot candidate on Friday confirmed he had laid off most of his staffers after coming in third after New Age weirdo Marianne Williamson in the South Carolina Democratic primary election earlier this month, CBS News reports.

“I found it almost impossible to raise enough to do this campaign the way I want,” Phillips said in a video. “And today, sadly, I had to announce layoffs to a lot of my staff members.” Get em Dean!

In a clip of a prerecorded interview set to air on Sunday, former Wisconsin Republican Party Chair Andrew Hitt tells 60 Minutes that in December 2020 he signed one of the 10 fake electoral college vote certificates for fat former President Trump out of fear, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports.

“If I didn’t do that, and the court did throw out those votes, it would have been solely my fault that Trump wouldn’t have won Wisconsin, can you imagine the repercussions on myself, my family if it was me, Andrew Hitt, who prevented Donald Trump from winning Wisconsin?” Hitt said in the interview with Andersen Cooper. “It was not a safe time,” Hitt said specifically when asked if he was afraid of Trump fanboys. “If my lawyer is right, and the whole reason Trump loses Wisconsin is because of me, I would be scared to death.” The meeting came just minutes after the state Supreme Court had voted 4-3 to uphold the fat bastard’s 21,000-vote defeat in the Cheesehead State.

• Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … breathe… ha ha ha ha …. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … they think he can run the country when he’s barred from running a company… ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
• We didn’t care how much our NATO allies spent on defense when they aided us after 9/11.  Now Donald Trump says if Canada–which spends just 1.4% of its GDP on defense, below the 2% goal–gets attacked, the US will sit by and let it happen. That says more about Donald Trump than Canada.
• I give it a week before Marge compares the jailed insurrectionists to Navalny.
• To put it bluntly, a former President claiming NATO nations do not merit America’s support is nothing short of an absolute insult to the men and women of the Greatest Generation, many of whom gave their lives to secure the freedom of our European allies, and later generations who battled through the Cold War to expand them and defeat the Soviet Union.
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“So why is the Biden Administration arresting this FBI informant now?” says Jesse Watters, the one Fox keeps around to make Greg Gutfeld feel smart.  “The FBI’s had this four years ago.  And then the Republicans find out it’s been covered up so Biden’s locking up the source to discredit it?  This is the second informant Biden’s arrested for blowing the whistle about his bribes.  An Israeli American citizen told the FBI about the Chinese money going to the Bidens in 2019, even before they had the laptop.  He’s been arrested.”

Yeah, the second whistleblower is Gal Luft.  He was indicted for arms dealing with Iran and lying to federal agents.  Jesse doesn’t mention they were both lying and there were, in fact, no bribes.

Noted creep and Republican Florida Man Matt Gaetz might have an awkward run-in with an ex in the halls of the House office building when his ex-girlfriend, a former Capitol Hill staffer, appears before the House Ethics Committee to testify about what she knows relating to Gaetz’s alleged sex trafficking and drug use, CNN reports.

The woman, who is not being identified by news outlets out of concerns for her safety and to prevent intimidation attempts, had previously testified before a federal grand jury about Gaetz’s activities, but federal prosecutors opted not to charge the Congressman.

The day a New York civil court levied a $450 million judgment against the Trump Organization, his father and others including himself, Eric Trump continues to play the victim even though prosecutors proved the Trumps knowingly and illegally manipulated the stated values of their properties to defraud lenders and get lower interest rates, netting them more than $350 million.

In the first of what is sure to be many crowdfunding efforts to pay Donald Trump’s $355 million judgment, Elena Cardone, the wife of wealth fund manager Grant Cardone–himself worth a reported $700 million who runs a website called 10xGrowthCon (c’mon people, the word “con” is right in the name)–wants everyday people to pay for Trump’s malfeasance by setting up a site on GoFundMe.

“In standing with Trump, we’re not just supporting an individual; we’re upholding the cause of every patriot who believes in the fight against a system that increasingly seeks to penalize dissent and curb our freedoms,” Cardone asserts defiantly.  “This is more than a legal fund; it’s a clarion call to all patriots to rally in defense of a man who has never hesitated to stand in defense of us.”  It’s also a way to generate a fantastic mailing list of people who want to experience 10xGrowth.

.@realdonaldtrump and his family should come do business in South Dakota.

🇺🇸We have the best tax climate in America
🇺🇸We don’t prosecute anyone for their political beliefs
🇺🇸And our judges won’t presume you guilty before the trial even starts pic.twitter.com/Z81TAegmeW

— Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) February 16, 2024

You can almost smell Kristi Noem’s desperation.  Her cries for attention from Donald Trump rival Eric’s, and she’s counting on her sycophancy to secure the VP slot on a potential GOP ticket… because she’s not going to get out of South Dakota any way else.

Talk about timing:  Just yesterday, Digital World Acquisition Corp., the “blank check” company formed to merge with Trump Media to fund Truth Social, received approval from SEC to pursue the merger.  Now that Trump and his sons are barred from serving as an owner/operator of a business in New York due to fraud, the SEC may want to give its approval a second look.  The deal, according to reports, could put as much as $4 billion to Trump’s bottom line.  …

According to New York law, Trump will need to put up 120% of the judgment–$450 million dollars including pre-judgment interest accrued from the time of the fraud, plus 20%–if he files an appeal. Who the hell is going to fund an appeal of a fraud case to the tune of nearly half a billion dollars?  …

By the way, that “pre-judgment interest” continues to accrue at a 9% rate until Trump cuts the check to the state treasury.  As he fights, he racks up roughly $3.5 million in interest per month. …

Perpetually losing attorney Alina Habba is not happy with her latest losing judgment relating to her representation of Donald Trump, with her latest defeat costing her client more than one-third of a billion dollars.  And she’s continuing her habit of misinformation as she screams via text in frustration for her floundering career and announcing their intent to appeal.

“This verdict is a manifest injustice – plain and simple. It is the culmination of a multi-year, politically fueled witch hunt that was designed to ‘take down Donald Trump,’ before Letitia James ever stepped foot into the Attorney General’s office,” she posted on social media adding to our schadenfreude.  “Countless hours of testimony proved that there was no wrongdoing, no crime and no victim.”

It should be noted that Trump and his co-defendants had already been found liable for defrauding the government, and the investigation found that the lies Trump et al told cost the lenders more than $160 million.