“Former President Trump and alternate Elector Latham’s motions to preclude any State prosecuting agency from using evidence derived from the Special Purpose Grand Jury’s work are DISMISSED for lack of standing. Their motions to quash (or expunge) the Final Report of the Special Purpose Grand Jury are DENIED as moot. And their motions to disqualify the District Attorney and her office are DENIED,” writes Fulton County, Georgia Superior Court Judge Robert McBurney in a Monday opinion.

If you’re wondering why the fat bastard is still challenging this after the state Supreme Court already rejected the same petition, so is McBurney apparently, as he writes in a final footnote: “Perplexingly, prematurely, and with the standard pugnacity, Trump has filed not one but two mandamus actions against the District Attorney and this Court – one in the Supreme Court of Georgia (case S2301134, which the Supreme Court has already dismissed) and one in the Superior Court of Fulton County (Civil Action 2023CV382670). Peculiarly, neither petition requests the sole relief available under mandamus: an order ‘compel[ling] a public officer to perform a required duty,'” and continuing on and on very eloquently demolishing the fat bastard’s obnoxious and vexatious fuckery.

We’re still not 100% certain what will happen with Devon Archer today as the DOJ wants to arrest him before he’s able to testify.

If they’re willing to publicly show all their cards and arrest Mr. Archer to stop his testimony, what are they willing to do behind the sciences?…

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) July 31, 2023

This mangling of “behind the scenes” is almost as bad as that one MAGA pedophile who said he was “not vacationed” and the suspected one who said “they indicated” the 45th president.

Sick asshole former Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev on Sunday threatened to nuke Ukraine if Kyiv’s counteroffensive makes too much progress against Putin’s forces, Reuters reports.

“Imagine if the offensive, which is backed by NATO, was a success and they tore off a part of our land then we would be forced to use a nuclear weapon according to the rules of a decree from the president of Russia. There would simply be no other option. So our enemies should pray for our warriors’ (success). They are making sure that a global nuclear fire is not ignited,” Medvedev wrote in a Telegram message to his fans, not the first nor likely the last genocidal missive from the guy who kept Putin’s seat warm during a 2008 to 2012 interregnum when Vlad served as Prime Minister.

A new New York Times/Siena College survey of Republican voters finds disgraced former President Donald Trump leading incumbent President Joe Biden by a staggering 84 to 8 percent. It’s “staggering” because you would expect Trump to be winning by much closer to 100 percent rather than this lead plus another 3 percent saying they’d support a third party candidate, and 4 percent answering “Not going to vote/wouldn’t vote if those were the choices” in the 2024 election.

Which it’s increasingly likely it will be, as the survey also found Trump leading heels-wearing Florida Governor Ron DeSantis 54 to 17 percent in the GOP primary, with Nimrata “Nikki” Haley and Mike Pence tied for third at a dismal 3 percent, followed by evil yuppie Vivek Ramaswamy at 2 percent.

Two teachers at a public high school in eastern Germany tell the AP they’ve been run out of their jobs in the small town of Burg by Nazi teenagers and their parents after trying in vain to educate the far right bullies in the school about the country’s horrific, genocidal past.

“Teachers and students who openly fight against far-right students and teachers fear for their safety. The problem has to be recognized and openly fought,” Laura Nickel and Max Teske had written in an open letter published by a local newspaper prior to their exodus. “Schools should be places free of fear, full of open-mindedness and safety for everyone and cannot provide a home for the enemies of democracy.” A letter from an anonymous group of parents, probably a German chapter of Moms for Liberty, called for the two to be fired. Stickers bearing Nickel and Teske’s pictures with “Piss off to Berlin” started were plastered on lampposts near the high school.

Teske and Nickel called it quits two weeks ago as the school year ended. “We will continue to be loud, we will continue to make a political impact, and won’t let the far right win,” Teske said, even though she and her coworker… maybe he’s her boyfriend too, not clear… kind of did let them win.

The absolute schlonging of Trump-promoted and heavily astroturfed Sound of Freedom by liberal Hollywood elitist mainstream fantasy comedy Barbie continued this weekend as the iconic doll’s big-screen debut grossed an estimated $351,402,851 total domestically and $775 million globally as of Sunday to the so far US-only QAnon fan film’s $148,972,065 total. Sound of Freedom might see a boost when it begins its international run next month but it’s hard to see its appeal elsewhere.

That’s so fucking embarrassing for the fanboys who attached outsized importance to the Jim Caviziel actioner’s relative early success amid a rough go for hyped mainstream releases earlier this summer. Which is really the only reason we’re reporting this now… Well actually in a vacuum we probably would still have covered Barbie‘s massive box office haul after that sick little freak Ben Shapiro burned the dolls on video in some kind of stupid protest over the movie. And Ted Cruz bitching about it too. So altogether it’s even more of a shining example of a fight the MAGA propaganda circlejerk complex started and could not finish, a game they set the rules for and still lost despite more than a hundred million in fake ticket sales for Sound of Freedom.

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis on Friday told WXIA she’s “ready to go” with charging decisions in her long-running investigation into disgraced former President Trump and his minions’ attempt to overturn his 11,779 vote loss in the Peach State in the 2020 election. “Some people may not be happy with the decisions that I’m making. And sometimes, when people are unhappy, they act in a way that could create harm… The work is accomplished,” Willis said, adding “We’ve been working for two-and-a-half years. We’re ready to go,” referring to the steps her office and other local law enforcement have been taking to prevent a MAGA terrorist attack on the courthouse.

Remember the last time Donald Trump was indicted–federally, I mean–and his co-defendant Walt Nauta could not enter his plea in court because he couldn’t find a lawyer qualified to represent him in such a case in Florida?  Trump entered his plea June 13th; Nauta had to wait until July 6th.

Well, Trump’s newest co-conspirator, Mar-a-Lago property manager and messenger for “The Boss” Carlos De Oliveira is set to be arraigned before a magistrate judge Monday, but he has not yet secured counsel, NBC News reports.  U.S. Magistrate Judge Edwin Torres is overseeing De Oliveira’s case, as he did with Nauta.

Former Rudy Guiliani cohort Bernie Kerik’s interactions with Jack Smith’s Special Counsel office didn’t end with turning over documents related to Donald Trump’s “Elite Strike Force Team’s” effort to undermine the 2020 elections.  He’s now scheduled to meet with prosecutors from Smith’s office this week, CNN reports.

“We have a meeting scheduled in about a week with the special counsel’s office to talk about a lot of the efforts that the Giuliani team was taking at the time to investigate fraud, and that’s really going to get into, you know, the core of whether they can charge somebody with having corrupt intent,” Kerik’s lawyer, Timothy Parlatore said.  Parlatore is a former Trump attorney.

Yuscil Taveras, the IT manager at the Mar-a-Lago supper club, received a target letter from prosecutors soon after “the boss” Donald Trump was indicted on (then) 37 charges in June, CNN reports, about the man who became known as “Trump Employee 4” in the superseding indictment.

It’s unclear if Taveras is a cooperating witness or if the statements attributed to him were gathered through other means than his direct quotes of Carlos De Oliveira, who told him “the boss” wanted to have servers deleted to destroy evidence of boxes of classified documents being moved.

Further demonstrating that the entire Republican Party is turning into a cult, the California state GOP’s executive committee voted, in a closed-door meeting, to change the way the Party allots its delegates to a system favorable to the front-runner and virtually locks out challenging candidates, the Washington Post reports.

California’s delegates will now go to the winner of the statewide vote instead of allotting them based on congressional districts, as had been done previously.  Now all 165 of the state delegates will go to one candidate, pushing that single individual closer to the 1,234 delegates estimated to be needed to secure a win.

It’s not only happening in California:  Nevada, Idaho and Michigan are essentially forgoing primaries and holding smaller caucuses or executive meetings to decide how the states’ delegates are assigned.  Louisiana made it easier for winning candidates to assign delegates who will vote for him, not an opponent.  All these are designed to limit Republican voters’ ability to support candidates Party bosses don’t endorse.

Disgraced former President Trump has started a legal defense fund to raise money to cover his loyal minions’ mounting legal bills, a reversal for the fat bastard who previously reportedly resisted it and said that only guilty people would make such a move, the New York Times reports.

“Patriot Legal Defense Fund Inc,” which couldn’t not have some sort of stupid fucking “America First” element in its name, will be led by longtime Trump political adviser Michael Glassner. The fund supposedly won’t cover Trump’s own legal bills, just those of his allies – but if the whole point is to stop them from flipping on the Orange Warlord, then it is kind of for his defense by proxy.

After losing his appeal in the Second Circuit, Hunter Biden’s old business partner Devon Archer is challenging a court order to report to prison while he’s scheduled to testify before the House Oversight Committee on Monday, Politico reports.

Archer was convicted of attempting to defraud a Native American tribe in 2018, an incident not involving Hunter Biden.  On Saturday, the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York asked a federal judge to schedule Archer’s date to report to prison after he lost his appeal Second Circuit Court of Appeals, which upheld his one-year sentence.  The judge’s decision isn’t expected to interfere with Archer’s testimony.

Claiming Archer played a significant role in the “Biden family” dealings with Chinese businesses backed by the government, Republicans will question him behind closed doors, likely to say they got more damning evidence to bolster the lock-solid evidence they’ve claimed to have divulged in the last six months.

As part of the response to the Supreme Court shutting down a forgiveness plan, the Biden Administration will debut a beta version of a website where holders of student loans can apply for more flexible income-based repayment plans, CNN reports.

Called the SAVE Plan, for Saving on A Valuable Education, allows borrowers to apply one-time to update the terms of their repayment plan.  The goal of the site is to be able to access information from across agencies, including the IRS, to allow the borrower to see their exact payment and plan instantly.  Officials say applications to the program can be completed in around ten minutes.

The SAVE Plan allows people earning under 225% of the federal poverty levels to waive payments until their household income, meaning families of four with a household income under $67,500 could bypass payments.  Combined with Obama-era pay-as-you-earn programs, low income families could have loans forgiven after a decade.

“Y’know, nominating Donald Trump for the Republican Party is a lot like peeing in your pants:  it’s gonna feel good for a couple of seconds but then you wake up and realize the realities of what you just did,” the Republican former lieutenant governor of Georgia Geoff Duncan describes accurately.  “We’re going to get beat in the general because we picked the wrong candidate.  We couldn’t get out of our own way.”

Three Ukrainian drones were shot down in and around Moscow, according to Russian officials, targeting the city as it was readying itself to host a parade celebrating the nation’s military might President Vladimir Putin was scheduled to attend, NBC News reports.

Reports showed the facade of a glass-covered office building in downtown Moscow damaged by one of the drones.  Earlier this week, a drone crashed near the Ministry of Defense building and another crashed into a high-rise, destroying the upper floors.

Recently reported to be rattled by the attacks on Moscow and the mutiny of his allied Wagner forces, Putin did appear at the scheduled parade and gave a speech in which he promised dozens of additional warships produced in the coming year–perhaps to make up for the loss of so many ships in the Ukraine war, including one of its flagships.  To secure Putin’s safety, the airspace of the surrounding region was closed and the local civilian airports were shut down for more than an hour.

A new CBS News/YouGov survey finds just 12 percent of respondents saying Republicans in Congress have done anything to fight inflation, which seems a little high since they’ve actually done jack shit. A quarter think Republicans actually made it worse, while 22 percent say they’ve had no impact, and 41 percent answered “Not sure what they have done about inflation.”

Even among Republican respondents only 20 percent say the Congressional GOP have put a dent in inflation, while 9 percent say increased, 31 percent say no impact, and 39 percent not sure.

“Same as the Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX. They knowingly accuse you of a fake crime, a crime that they actually make up, you fight these false charges hard, and they try and get you on ‘obstruction.’ We are dealing with sick and evil people!” the angry fat senior continued in another post.

The California Republican Party’s executive committee on Saturday voted 53 to 19 to adopt a change to the way delegates are awarded in next year’s state presidential primary seen as likely to seriously advantage fat former President Trump against his rivals, the Los Angeles Times reports.

For most of the last two decades, candidates were awarded 3 delegates per congressional district won, a system that allowed campaigns to target certain regions strategically rather than have to take on the whole state and spend ad money in some very expensive media markets. Under the new rules, if any candidate pulls in more than 50 percent of the vote in the March 5, 2024 primary they automatically win all 169 of the Golden State’s RNC delegates. Trump’s campaign favored this option as polling shows he can probably win a majority. If he falls short the delegates will be awarded to each candidate proportionally, which is still preferable to the district-by-district system.

“Smoke filled back rooms do not reflect the will of or benefit voters in any state. Yet across the country games are afoot to enhance the potential outcome of primary elections for one former president who half of the Republican electorate no longer wants as the party leader,” bitched former Trump Acting Deputy DHS Secretary and current DeSantis PAC chieftain Ken Cuccinelli in response to the change in California and similar moves made by other state Republican parties.

An Arkansas federal judge on Saturday issued a preliminary injunction against a law making libraries and book stores criminally liable for failing to remove “harmful” material signed by lying piece of shit Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and set to take effect Tuesday, the AP reports.

Judge Timothy L Brooks, an Obama appointee, opened the decision with a quote from Ray Bradbury’s “Fahrenheit 451,” writing “There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches,” which was a pretty sick burn, pun intended.