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Your taxes went toward advertising episode of shitty podcast

35 minutes ago

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Ken Paxton buys TV ad time in West Palm Beach, Florida

1 hour ago

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Marine Expeditionary unit headed to Middle East

2 hours ago

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RonAnon assured that Ayatollah would’ve killed those girls anyway

3 hours ago

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All six USAF refueler crew members confirmed dead

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Admiral Yamadildo claims Navy to escort Hormuz ships if “needed”

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Revised Q4 2025 GDP numbers now 0.7 percent shittier

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WATCH LIVE: Midlife crisis sufferer compensates to media again

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Pennsylvania cops call off search for arrest warrant subject

6 hours ago

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Fat Hitler tells G7 that Iran is “about to surrender”

7 hours ago

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Fox News AI evidently incapable of fixing hideous neck-gina

7 hours ago

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Four US Air Force refueler crew dead after collision over Iraq

8 hours ago

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Retired Air Force general’s wife oddly cavalier on his disappearance

9 hours ago

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Jim Jordan wrestles with being reminded he has constituents

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US aircraft patriotically collide over Iraqi airspace

20 hours ago

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Wing Guru founder not exactly a tax evasion guru

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Dow closes only down 740 points on the day, oil not at $100 yet

22 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Violent sex pest and enabler celebrate womanhood

23 hours ago

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Jerome Powell slump hits stock market, Trump demands action

23 hours ago

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Michigan Jewish school under active shooter threat

1 day ago

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QAdulteress either launching weekly podcast or violent coup d’etat

1 day ago

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Ayatollah’s message flops on Wall Street

1 day ago

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IDF drops charges against troops taped gang-sodomizing POW

1 day ago

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White House rips Biden for tapping reserves before 2022 midterms

1 day ago

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New Ayatollah lays out visionary energy policy in first address

1 day ago

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“Mean tweets and cheap gas” now just “Expensive oil is MAGA”

1 day ago

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Frau Ingraham forgets to find way to blame Biden or Obama

1 day ago

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Explodey Iranian boats kaboom more not-Iranian boats

1 day ago

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Heavenly wonder of God’s creation to flourish in Bible belt

1 day ago

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Fox News reports top strategic presidential income source valiantly standing strong thanks to US taxpayer-funded defense array

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Rapist endorses accused rapist

1 day ago

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Oil above $90 after surging to $100 overnight

1 day ago

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Ted Cruz pre-blames Biden for terror attack, just to be safe

2 days ago

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Top expert on “Black People” identifies target of their anger

2 days ago

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Republican Florida man busted in massive vegetable trafficking ring

2 days ago

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Pax Corny-Drama

2 days ago

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California feds and cops say Iranian drone threat “not actionable”

2 days ago

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Con artist wanted for defrauding local payday loan business

2 days ago

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“We’ve got a little hiccup with some of the Latino voters for certain”

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Maoist commands peasant worker adulation

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Texas bomb shelter company CEO says business booming

2 days ago

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FBI warns Iranian drones might maybe possibly attack West Coast

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Senescent old shitbag mumbles to media

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Brown 47 – Husted 45 in Ohio: GOP pollster

2 days ago

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Justice Department investigating Iranian transactions by company owned by crypto money laundering Trump partner/pardonee

2 days ago

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Joe Rogan magically an uniformed shitbrain again, per Mark Levin

2 days ago

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Surplus Budweiser clydesdale turned Providence cop’s watch ends

2 days ago

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“They’ve been careful not to express that directly to the president”

2 days ago

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Reptilian humanoid seems to want to tell CNN to secure Hormuz

2 days ago

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Iowa man had been under the impression that Trump would tell the gasoline pumps to be his always happy, super-nice friends again

2 days ago

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