Numerous reports are emerging that former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale was demoted by President Trump because Trump caught wind that he was having an affair with counselor to the president Hope Hicks.
Hicks had been romantically linked to Rob Portman and Corey Lewandowski, both of who were unceremoniously dumped by the administration.
A teenage model, Hicks joined the Trump Organization in 2014 as an aide to Ivanka Trump, after working for public relations firms. She joined the Trump campaign in 2016 as a communications manager, where she was famously said to be Donald Trump’s pants steamer, responsible for removing wrinkles in the candidate’s trousers while he was still wearing them.
Parscale has been married to Candice Parscale since 2012. Lewandowski married Alison Hardy in 2002. Rob Porter married his second wife, Jennie Willoughby, in 2009 but they divorced in 2013.
Needless to say, the Twitters was a-twitter with rumors and jokes.
There once was a girl named Hope Hicks
Who excelled in political tricks
In a House not known for civility
She tested their virility
By reportedly dating some ____— Faith Salie (@Faith_Salie) July 16, 2020
Take one for the team, Hope Hicks: Start dating Bill Barr.
— Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) July 16, 2020