Federal judge issues a restraining order against DHS in Oregon

BREAKING: A federal court just issued a restraining order on the federal agents in Portland, Oregon.

We said we would deploy the full firepower of the ACLU in this fight to save our democracy — and we meant it.

— ACLU (@ACLU) July 24, 2020

Guy accused of battery who cheated on wife once wrote of one’s “moral responsibility” while at Ivy League. (No, the other guy)

SpaceX landing aborted with Donald watching

Senate approves RFK takeover

Mehmet Oz to run Medicare and Medicaid for Trump Reich

Deeply unstable woman continues ranting about trans Dem-elect

Fatass demands GOP stop Dems from appointing judges

Manhattan DA won’t let Trump go without a fight

Grassley says Senate will move quick if Gaetz report drops

Mike Johnson too chickenshit to stand up for his faith

Springfield Haitian community in panic mode

Five Brazilian officials arrested in Lula assassination plot

QAnon-pilled MSM reject worried AI coming for your commercials

Russian ballet dancer dies of gravity overdose

Orange Felon privately admits Gaetz may be screwed

Another corrupt priest, a disgraced New York mayor, and Sabrina Carpenter walk into a National Zero story…

Florida’s Most Florida Man won’t get spot because he’s “asshole”

Almost a hat trick, but the others kept Stayin’ Alive

Reality TeeVee celebrity chooses reality show contestant for post

Second witness to Gaetz’s scumbaggery testified, lawyer says

Georgia appeals court unilaterally cancels Trump RICO hearing

Divorced scumbag again thinks everyone wants the same thing

What Trump voters expect from the return of the Holy One

Oklahoma Superintendent Jesusplains religious freedom on CNN

MAGA Reich looking at cutting Medicaid, food stamps

House Ethics to meet again about Gaetz on Wednesday

Yeah, go ahead and impeach Biden, you dipshit

Steve Bannon’s trial postponed to February

Orange God Emperor thanks media for victory

Fox News reports UFC star seeks justice for murdered squirrel

Musk 💔 Epshteyn

Spirit Airlines files for bankruptcy

Orange Hitler serious about mass deportation on day one

“They should be afraid”

Trump victory parade turns heads in Columbus, Ohio

Biden greenlights long-range missiles for Ukraine

Horseplaying in the street ends tragically for real this time

Markwayne concedes Hegseth and Gaetz may not have Senate majority, gets annoyed Dems confirmed LGBTQ Biden nominees

Trucks full of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila jacked in Texas

Mike Johnson walks back most of Trump’s campaign promises

Hegseth paid off sexual assault accuser

Pharma stocks took a beating on Friday

Fox and Friends B-team defend their dude’s Nazi-ish tattoo

MAGA Muslims already unhappy with Orange Ayatollah

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CC

Rudy turns over watches, car to Georgia election workers

Cantaloupe’s crew reconsidering Fox’s latest abuser for Pentagon

Blondi to bark at reporters in White House press briefing room

Fox urges failing chains to close before January 20th

Johnson commands Ethics Committee to bury Gaetz report

Mike Pence swings in to oppose RFK Jr nomination