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Tropical storm warning in effect for South Texas, Hurricane Douglas threatens Hawaii, Gonzalo in Southern Carribean

National Hurricane Center Tropical Storm Hanna Public Advisory: “At 700 AM CDT (1200 UTC), the center of Tropical Storm Hanna was located by a NOAA reconnaissance aircraft near latitude 27.1 North, longitude 92.8 West. Hanna is moving toward the west-northwest near 9 mph (15 km/h) and a turn toward the west is expected tonight, followed by a generally westward motion through the weekend. On the forecast track, the storm center should make landfall along the Texas coast within the warning area on Saturday.”

NHC Tropical Gonazalo Public Advisory: “At 800 AM AST (1200 UTC), satellite data indicated that the center of Tropical Storm Gonzalo was located near latitude 10.0 North, longitude 52.8 West. Gonzalo is moving toward the west near 15 mph (24 km/h). A westward to west-northwestward motion with an increase in forward speed is expected through the weekend. On the forecast track, the center of Gonzalo will approach the southern Windward Islands tonight and then move across the islands on Saturday and over the eastern Caribbean Sea on Sunday.”

NHC Hurricane Douglas Public Advisory: “At 1100 PM HST (0900 UTC), the center of Hurricane Douglas was located near latitude 15.7 North, longitude 140.3 West. Douglas is moving toward the west-northwest near 18 mph (30 km/h), and this motion is expected to continue for the next few days with a gradual decrease in forward speed and a slight turn toward the west. On the forecast track Douglas will approach the Hawaiian Islands Saturday night, and be near those Islands on Sunday.”

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