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USDA predicts egg prices to go up another 20 percent

1 hour ago

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Doomsday clock nudged again

2 hours ago

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Hegseth pulls Mark Milley’s security, orders investigation

3 hours ago

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Heavy metal found near site of fucking righteous fire

4 hours ago

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Federal judge blocks Trump funding fuckery

5 hours ago

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Stephen Miller simply oozes masculinity and confidence

5 hours ago

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Paul Pelosi hammered out quick sale of Nvidia stock before crash

6 hours ago

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Medicaid down for non-maintenance

7 hours ago

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Grassley and Durbin meow at Trump over IGs getting fired

8 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Blondi’s first press conference

9 hours ago

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Caroline Kennedy undorses Cousin Bobby for HHS

9 hours ago

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MAGA Congressman wants first graders to work for school lunches

10 hours ago

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Johnson tells House GOP debt ceiling lift unlikely

10 hours ago

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Danish museum says come check out their fossilized puke

10 hours ago

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“Never bow down to a tyrant”

11 hours ago

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Whitmer passes on Senate run

11 hours ago

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Low-star power MAGA “media analyst” frustrated with “narrative”

11 hours ago

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Vast majority of Greenlanders oppose US annexation: poll

12 hours ago

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Michigan Dem Senator Gary Peters to retire

13 hours ago

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Noem was armed and ready to take out any illegal chihuahuas

13 hours ago

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Politico gently warns Trump there might be actual consequences

13 hours ago

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California fire plaintiff obtains video of power lines arcing

14 hours ago

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Tucker claims Biden tried to have Putin assassinated

16 hours ago

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Fox News weirdly uses “MAGA insurrectionist” in story lede

17 hours ago

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“Enjoy the water, California!!!”

18 hours ago

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Orange Caesar frees wanted suspected pedophile from prison

1 day ago

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Native born career criminal suggests deporting less wealthy ones

1 day ago

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California Dems intro bill allowing fire victims to sue Big Oil

1 day ago

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Scott Bessent confirmed US Treasury Secretary

1 day ago

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Mike Johnson pre-disowns price spikes from tariffs

1 day ago

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Newly-pardoned Capitol rioter newly-dead after being shot by cop

1 day ago

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MAGA Land took less than a full week to get to this point

1 day ago

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Breitbart reports distraight tears of sympathy just too PERFECT

1 day ago

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Oklahoma superintendent happy to let ICE raid schools

1 day ago

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“Please, man – let’s work something out, let me keep my wife here”

1 day ago

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“Manly Man Company” says women ordering risque “Meat Cards”

1 day ago

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Mexico, Canada to be hit with 25 percent tariffs before talks: WSJ

1 day ago

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And they wondered why kids grew up thinking autocracy is normal

2 days ago

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ICE ordered to meet deportation quotas due to Trump “frustration”

2 days ago

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Arabs for Trump leader freaks out over forced Gaza exodus plan

2 days ago

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Fox News reports other guys’ coverage proportionate to abuse

2 days ago

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Republican Florida county water official caught sexting cop posing as 14 year-old boy, blames state’s internet porn age verification law

2 days ago

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Long Islanders warned to watch out for zombie raccoons

2 days ago

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Colombian president refuses deportation flights

2 days ago

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Lindsey and Jaydee try to downplay rising egg prices

3 days ago

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Orange Ayatollah suggests removing all Gazans

3 days ago

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Yoon indicted for insurrection

3 days ago

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WHAT A STUNNING ABUSE OF POWER!

3 days ago

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Flood watch issued for Los Angeles area

3 days ago

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“The Media” will be lying about kids and families being deported

3 days ago

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