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Iowa man had been under the impression that Trump would tell the gasoline pumps to be his always happy, super-nice friends again

8 minutes ago

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“Democrats have major problems, too”

40 minutes ago

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Senator Fanboy needs new “Stop the Steal” material

1 hour ago

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Pam Bondi moves to DC-area military base

2 hours ago

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Andrew no longer has Middle East “escape hatch”

3 hours ago

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He was talking about all those other poor people, MAGA voters

15 hours ago

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South Dakota super-bans Don Lemonist terror attacks on churches

15 hours ago

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“Seems like some people are rooting for high gas prices”

16 hours ago

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Orange Karen warns the Iran manager against any funny business

17 hours ago

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Fishing fest fuckery foiled

17 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Operation Karoline Fury

18 hours ago

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Only “TRUMP” CAN eradicate invasive Asian fish from Great Lakes

18 hours ago

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Energy Suckretary deletes tweet claiming Hormuz tanker escort

19 hours ago

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“Fact Check: Photos of Bill Clinton with Stephen Hawking in princess costume aren’t real. We have the proof”: Snopes headline

19 hours ago

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“Transgender mutilation surgery” worked into midterms pitch

20 hours ago

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Southern Caucasian gets 20 years for shooting dollar store clerk

20 hours ago

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Voting Republican costs New Jersey town’s taxpayers $1.1 million

21 hours ago

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House GOP looking to gut Medicaid even further

21 hours ago

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Capitol rioter caught pre-planning statutory rape

22 hours ago

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“Eagle Ed” facing disbarment in DC

23 hours ago

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DNC sues Regime for election day deployment plans

23 hours ago

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MAGA Land determined as ever to leave lib shitposters flustered

24 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants roused from hangover

1 day ago

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Property Brothers convicted of sex trafficking

1 day ago

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Fox News reports their God-Titan still has capacity to threaten

1 day ago

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Trump using Texas primary to leverage Senate on SAVE act

1 day ago

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Alexander Butterfield has died

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Fat liar propagates more bullshit

2 days ago

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Orange Overlord wants to unalive new Ayatollah and end war

2 days ago

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WHOA 2028 BUZZ ALERT! Stephen A Smith now NOT running!

2 days ago

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Gas up 66 cents/gallon in Indiana over the last 10 days

2 days ago

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OSU president quits over ambiguously “inappropriate relationship”

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Jaydee makes rare appearance amid humiliation

2 days ago

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FIFA Peace Prize winner also an expert on soccer geopolitics

2 days ago

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Hah! Good one Eric!

2 days ago

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US intel concludes US bombed Iranian girls elementary school

2 days ago

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Pawn Stars dickbag needs $18,000 after Mexico motorcycle crash

2 days ago

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“SHOW SOME GUTS”

2 days ago

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Supreme Court screws GOP by dawdling on VRA decision

2 days ago

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Higher gas prices are patriotic

3 days ago

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Fox News blatantly lies to audience to spare Trump outrage

3 days ago

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Not like Trump was signing any bills anyway, but…

3 days ago

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Movie Night Saturday: Dante’s Peak

3 days ago

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California wildlife preserve agrees to stop using “human compost”

4 days ago

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British Columbia’s final-ever “Spring Forward” comes this weekend

4 days ago

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Orange Malformation headlines some made-up event: Live video

4 days ago

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Classified report says US unlikely to oust Iranian regime

4 days ago

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Car thief retires again

5 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Incompetent men discuss their next pointless failure

5 days ago

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Deadbeat dad escapes child support warrant via Biden Street

5 days ago

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