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Trump finds two new lawyers for impeachment defense

“45th President Donald J. Trump today announced that highly respected trial lawyers David Schoen and Bruce L. Castor, Jr., will head his impeachment defense legal team, bringing national profiles and significant trial experience in high-profile cases to the effort. Notably, Schoen has already been working with the 45th President and other advisors to prepare for the upcoming trial, and both Schoen and Castor agree that this impeachment is unconstitutional – a fact 45 Senators voted in agreement with last week. ‘It is an honor to represent the 45th President, Donald J. Trump, and the United States Constitution,’ said Schoen. Castor added, ‘I consider it a privilege to represent the 45th President. The strength of our Constitution is about to be tested like never before in our history. It is strong and resilient. A document written for the ages, and it will triumph over partisanship yet again, and always'” – Press statement from ‘The Office of The Former President’ via New York Times reporter Eric Lipton.

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