Houston cops catch tiger: UPDATED

UPDATE on “The Tiger”:
We are happy to report that the missing tiger seen in a Houston neighborhood last week has been found and appears to be unharmed.

The 🐅 has safely arrived @BARC_Houston where a media briefing will be held about 9 p.m. at BARC at 2700 Evella. #hounews pic.twitter.com/yNLF0bPsbb

— Houston Police (@houstonpolice) May 16, 2021

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