"Audit" confirms vote certified correctly, Maricopa County announces

“The #azaudit draft report from Cyber Ninjas confirms the county’s canvass of the 2020 General Election was accurate and the candidates certified as the winners did, in fact, win. … Unfortunately, the report is also littered with errors & faulty conclusions about how Maricopa County conducted the 2020 General Election. … Board members & election officials will pay close attention to what is said at Friday’s scheduled Senate hearing & share facts as needed.” —Official Maricopa County Twitter account

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