“It amazes me, tho, her and other, ah, liberals, and, ah, socialists, their ability to deflect from what the issues truly are,” half-term governor and top-tier intellectual of the Republican Party Sarah Palin declares.  “And her obsession, at least suggestion, of always gender and and sex even, it ah ah um y’know I truly believe that there are enough Americans who get it and uh understand ah what her tatic [sic] is and that is to deflect from what the real issues are, yeah, but ah, okay, but take this issue though, her suggestion of dating and, um, (cough) and attraction to someone and um, blaming her failures on that eh, ah that obsession with sex.  Look how the Libruls, Rachel, ah, want to [cough] pound that into the public’s head, that, ah, advertising who is attracted to to who, what people do in their own, the privacy of their own bedrooms, um, all those things that have to do with, uh, privacy and sex, the Libruls, not the conservatives are the ones who pound, pound, pound after that, and, um, obviously, it it it it’s a tactic so she doesn’t have to held accountable, it sounds like she hasn’t been held accountable for much maybe in her entire life so she does not have that foundation [“Rachel” interrupts with, “Yeah.”] of accountability and, y’know, that public service heart that, ah, is, ah, so necessary in order to serve well and be accountable.”

This minute and a half of nothing came courtesy of the woman who left office amid three major scandals after serving just a half term because she did not want to face legal charges for her malfeasance.