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Saying Trump’s election will be upheld in next 7 months, foam salesman claims he has enough evidence to jail 90% of Americans

Infamous irregular foam reseller Mike Lindell told a right-wing streaming service that he has enough evidence to imprison more than 300 million Americans–or 90% of the entire population of the United States, be they man, woman, senior citizen or child.

“Everything you’re going to see over these next seven months to get rid of the machines, you’re gonna see a Supreme Court case coming out, all these great things, everybody–by the way you can find them on Frank Speech.com.  I’ll put that lil, put that out there–there are so many–I’m more optimistic today than I have been yesterday or the day before that.  I’m on the incline like this.  Why?  Because it’s so amazing, all the things we have, we have all the pieces to the puzzle, and you talk about evidence, we have enough evidence to put everybody in prison for life, three hundred and some million people, ah, we had that all the way back to November, December, but what we had were these other things that had to happen which was all evil revealing itself.  I mean, evil was poppin’ up like pocket gophers, they put their heads up, it’s Whack-a-Mole, right.  I-I-I mean, it’s everywhere.  That all had to be revealed so we can fix it.

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