“Defendant Elmer Stewart Rhodes, III (“Defendant”) is charged with violating 18 U.S.C. §2384 (Seditious Conspiracy); 18 U.S.C. § 1512(k) (Conspiracy to Obstruct an Official Proceeding); 18 U.S.C. § 1512(c)(2) (Obstruction of an Official Proceeding and Aiding and Abetting); 18 U.S.C. § 372 (Conspiracy to Prevent an Officer from Discharging any Duties); and 18 U.S.C. § 1512(c)(1) (Tampering with Documents or Proceedings). The United States moved to detain Defendant pending trial pursuant to 18 U.S.C. §§ 3142(f)(1) and 3142(f)(2). Upon consideration, the Court finds Defendant must be DETAINED” writes US Eastern District of Texas Magistrate Judge Kimberley Priest Johnson in her order denying bail to the one-eyed “patriot” dipshit Stewie Rhodes.