Categories
Uncategorized

Orange Tyrant shrieks over Mazars breakup in four page statement

“We have a great company with fantastic assets that are unique, extremely valuable and, in many cases, far more valuable than what was listed in our Financial Statements. Anyone with even a minor degree of financial acumen would recognize that these Statements of Financial Condition, prepared for the Trump Organization, are not audited—Which is also prominently highlighted in the Disclaimer Declaration on page one and two of the documents themselves. My company has among the best real estate and other assets anywhere in the world, has significant amounts of cash, and has relatively very little debt, which is totally current. The Mazars June 30, 2014 Statement of Financial Condition, reported before I ran for President in 2015” and blah blah blah…

“The accounting firm Mazars has been threatened, harassed, and insulted like virtually no other firm has ever been. They were essentially forced to resign from a great long-term account by the prosecutorial misconduct of a highly political, but failed, gubernatorial candidate, Letitia James, and the Hillary Clinton run District Attorney’s Office of Manhattan, where crime has reached levels not even thought possible, including the vicious killing of a thirty-five-year-old woman in her Chinatown apartment yesterday by a man who should never have been allowed to be on the streets. Murder and other crimes in Manhattan and New York have gone through the roof, some crimes by as much as 100%, as the Democrat run DA and AG spends historic amounts of time, energy, and money trying to ‘get Trump.’ Lawyers from Hillary Clinton’s law firm, Paul, Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison, have temporarily left the firm and gone to work in the District Attorney’s office in order to viciously make sure that ‘the job gets done'” and it just keeps going on and on and on and on because the Donald is really upset over his accounting firm Mazars USA breaking up with him.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

6 hours ago

“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

13 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

17 hours ago

Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

18 hours ago

“Incensed by the dissent”

19 hours ago

You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

1 day ago

Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

1 day ago

Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

1 day ago

Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

2 days ago

Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

2 days ago

McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

2 days ago

Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

2 days ago

“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

2 days ago

Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

2 days ago

“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

2 days ago

Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

2 days ago

Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

3 days ago

Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

3 days ago

Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

3 days ago

Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

3 days ago

Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

3 days ago

Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

3 days ago

MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

3 days ago

Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

3 days ago

Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

3 days ago

White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

4 days ago

Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

4 days ago

Birthday loser whines over his best bud ruining the day

4 days ago

Swiss right wing on track to lose population cap referendum

4 days ago

Hahahahaha! Good one Greg!

4 days ago

Regime has to “certify” Trump removal from JFK center by noon

5 days ago

Senate Republicans “assuming” Trump will spend on Paxton

5 days ago

Texas GOP symbol non-symbolically pisses on convention floor

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway

6 days ago

Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

6 days ago

White House Axios Secretary Barak Ravid gives Trump-Iran update

6 days ago

“Void” is catchier than “expunge”: Luna’s intra-cranial focus group

6 days ago

Dan Sullivan banned from ballot in Alaska

6 days ago

Orange Tyrant screams at Iranians for “leaking” to “fake news”

6 days ago

Randy Fine laments Ammonites’ rejection of the Orange Yahweh

6 days ago

K$H sics agents on Ohio voter rights organization

6 days ago

“The aluminum chassis, while almost identical, has holes that are machined with a slightly different pattern”: Trump T1 necropsy

6 days ago

Newsmax reports DOGE cutting gay trans fly breeding program

6 days ago

Majority of Evangelicals oppose war in Iran: Reuters/Ipsos poll

6 days ago

Kennedy Center puppet board seeks stay of Trump name removal

6 days ago

Mediocre white guys slapfighting on Twitter again

6 days ago

Regime plans lame duck “expunge” of Trump impeachments: WSJ

6 days ago

“President Donald Trump grew furious this week”

6 days ago

New York Post reports Nazi-curious degenerate unfit for office

6 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x