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Michigan booze lady Mellisa Carone hasn’t heard back from Trump’s team about endorsing her run for state legislature

Michigan “election fraud” expert Mellissa Carone, famous for her testimony at a December 2020 state legislative hearing on the election and for her “expertise” on Coronavirus vaccines is still waiting to hear back from her Orange Lord and Savior on whether or not he’ll endorse her run for the Michigan state House, Politico reports in a profile of the convicted sexual harasser.

“[The 2020 election] pushed me into politics, for sure,” Carone told Politico about her run. “To be honest with you, I never thought of running for office… [but] our legislators are doing nothing for us. We hold a Republican majority in Michigan, and you would think it was the opposite. If we get the right people elected, we will not have these [voting] machines in Michigan. I know one legislator can’t say, you know, I’m going to get rid of the machines all by myself. I know it doesn’t work that way. But if we get the right people elected, we can do that,” said the drunken maniac.

Carone launched her political career on “pretending to have some sort of ‘insider’s knowledge’ regarding Dominion’s business activities, when in reality you were hired through a staffing agency for one day to clean glass on machines and complete other menial tasks,” per a December 2020 cease and desist letter from Dominion Voting Systems. Fake it til you make it, as they say.

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