Fat former President Trump is telling friends his appointing of the three Supreme Court justices that will vote to overturn Roe v Wade is probably going to seriously hurt him in 2024, per a report in Rolling Stone illustrating that, like pretty much everything else, it’s all about him and not the American people. “Suburban women have been a recurring concern for [former] President Trump, including during the 2020 campaign, when his smarter advisers were sounding the alarm to him about how he was losing suburbs. He is… worried women in the suburbs could punish him for this one day,” said a minion to Rolling Stone, which is kind of understating how batshit he went over “suburban housewives” in 2020 with his insane tweets warning that Biden would “abolish” the suburbs and an ad where some crazed leftist broke into an elderly woman’s home and murdered her with a crowbar because Biden defunded 911 call centers.

It’s undeniable that the Donald has been muted on the issue since the news broke of the pending decision on May 2nd, uncharacteristic for him as he doesn’t shut the fuck up ever about his accomplishments in office, real and imagined. “Suburban women – some who voted for me – they don’t like it when we talk about it. That’s a problem sometimes [and that is] important to remember,” the fat bastard reportedly said. There’s probably also the fact that Trump has no personal feelings on it since he likely paid for at least one abortion himself and only appointed the far right justices to appease his Evangelical base. He’s worried – and correctly – he’ll take the blame for this atrocity when it does happen officially because he was pro-choice himself.

You can see something similar playing out in Red States as Republicans in Oklahoma have charged forward to capitalize on a full and complete ban on abortion that will be permitted under the repeal of Roe v Wade. Now watch Republican Governors Brian Kemp, Mike DeWine, and Ron DeSantis and the GOP legislatures in their respective states. All three are up for reelection this year, as are a Senate seat in each of their respective states and all three have bans after a set number of weeks on the books. But do you see them pushing it harder? Especially an evil little bastard like DeSantis, you would think he’d be going full throttle to have a total ban ready to go when Roe v Wade is gone.

Yet none of them are to our knowledge moving to shut it down. Probably because they know they’re fucked if they do. Oklahoma Republicans are a lot safer than Ohio, Florida, and especially Georgia Republicans in November. They’re obviously very “Pro-Choice” when the choice is between going soft on abortion and avoiding the wrath of women voters versus “protecting the unborn.”