The Official GOP 2024 Straw Poll available online from the Republican National Committee asks people to vote for their favorite candidate to lead the Party into 2024. Of course, Donald Trump tops the list, but his spawn Don Jr. and Ivanka are one there, too–but there’s no love for Ewic. Even Tucker Carlson gets a nod. All of the non-white people on the list–Tim Scott, Ben Carson and Marco Rubio–are grouped together like someone said, “Jeez, this poll is awfully white.”
But of course, it’s not a real poll. It’s just a way to get respondents’ email addresses, and it directs you to a donation page–where the “recurring donation” box is still automatically pre-checked for you.