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This just in: Marge still doesn’t under the Constitution

Marge on ‘roids very mad.  Marge on ‘roids very VERY mad.  Georgia Congresswoman who thinks Oedipus is a great name for her son’s cat (“Yeah, and like, Ed O. Puss!  Get it?” “Oh, Marge…”) Marjorie Taylor Green sets up quite an impressively detailed scenario about what happened during the FBI warrant execution at Mar-a-Lago.

Then they rifle through all the personal belonging of President Trump, Melania, Barron, every single person that has a, has a residence there.  They rifled through all of their personal belongings and then confiscated and took whatever they wanted to take, and they blew open President Trump’s safe. That is such a violation of his privacy.  It’s a violation of our laws.  It’s a violation of who we are as, as Americans.  It’s a violation of our Constitution.  But that’s what the FBI did.  So they can not walk away from this empty-handed.  They cannot afford to.  They can’t afford to, because they’re gonna be in trouble.

Y’know, God bless her and her perpetual Miley Cyrus impersonation little heart.  That’s not how our laws work.    No, it’s not against the Constitution; it was done according to the Constitution.  And no, the agents only search areas specified in the warrant.

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