Categories
Uncategorized

Moo-tually assured destruction on Vermont country road

Vermont State Police press release: “On October 9, 2022 at approximately 2251 hours, State Police in Saint Albans were notified of a vehicle that struck a cow on Route 105 in the town of Sheldon. Initial information was given that it occurred near box #5870 which was just before the Abbey Restaurant. Dispatch advised that there was a nurse on scene that advised the operator of the vehicle was deceased. The cow was also deceased on scene. Upon arrival, it was determined that the vehicle involved was a 2000 Jaguar Type S sedan. The vehicle had been heading westbound near the above location when it struck a cow that was out in the roadway. The operator was determined to be Jason St Pierre (age 48), and his passenger was Cody Sheperd (age 30).”

“EMS attempted CPR on St Pierre on scene, but he died from injuries sustained in the crash. At this time, the investigation shows that speed is a major factor. This includes the passenger advising Troopers on scene that they were traveling over 100 mph at the time of the crash. Anyone who may have witnessed the crash is asked to call the Vermont State Police in Saint Albans at 802-524-5993. The investigation is ongoing, including information relating to the owner of the cow”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Orange Van Winkle makes life more difficult for Knickerbocker fans

7 hours ago

“We’ll give Trump plenty of time to accomplish what he needs to”

13 hours ago

San Francisco burglary via Waymo still unsolved five months later

17 hours ago

Fat sack of Cheez-Whiz visits worshippers in Wisconsin: Live video

1 day ago

Regime hypothetically threatens to destroy Statue of Liberty

1 day ago

Todd Blanche promises “roadblocks” to future cases against Trump

2 days ago

The Andrew formerly known as Prince scammed free rental income

2 days ago

Mental child hallucinates phantom plaintiff

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Another presidential proof of life appearance

2 days ago

John Bolton to plead guilty

3 days ago

Gateway Pundit turns on Trump’s Alabama Senate pick Moore

3 days ago

Fat baby cries about California, won’t do anything about it

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Decaying mind spews bullshit for first time in a week

3 days ago

Pennsylvania volunteer firefighter was the arsonist the whole time

4 days ago

Republican towns urged to apply to DOJ’s “Model Cities Initiative”

4 days ago

Rapidly deteriorating senior insists everything fine with him, nation

4 days ago

Regime ends home heating electric conversion rebate program

4 days ago

Spain’s Crown Princess earns combat paratrooper badge

4 days ago

Humble Kevin Cramer ain’t some flashy, flamboyant big city senator

4 days ago

New Jersey GOP Senate nominee has -$23.71 in campaign cash

4 days ago

“Everyone said it was going to be $300, $400 a barrel”

4 days ago

Fox News regrets to report horrific news for America

4 days ago

BREAKING: Scott Pelley to start YouTube channel and Substack

4 days ago

More shit blown up during ceasefire

4 days ago

Todd Blanche testifies to House Oversight: Watch Live

4 days ago

Andy Ogles deletes gay-bashing post

4 days ago

Trump to brick random bank accounts because “fraud”

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Mehmet Oz fills in for Krazy Karoline

5 days ago

President makes important new self-contradictory statement

5 days ago

Ted Cruz confident American voters will ignore gas prices and focus on the bigger picture of depriving Iran of a nuclear weapon

5 days ago

Ken Paxton divorce trial cancelled

5 days ago

“The Biggest Threat to JD Vance Is Spencer Pratt”

5 days ago

“Firm pledge” about as soft as you know what

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Rubio testifies before Senate committee

5 days ago

Orange Pharaoh appoints Fannie Man as Acting DNI

5 days ago

Minnesota GOP holds moment of silence for Derek Chauvin

5 days ago

Yes, everything will work out in the end for the White House staff

5 days ago

Iranian official says return to war “inevitable”

5 days ago

Iowa MAGA Congresswoman admits war a “political liability”

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Super-important Dem primary debate in NY-10

5 days ago

“You’re fucking crazy”

5 days ago

Regime to pull plug on $1.776 billion “weaponization” slush fund

5 days ago

Trump claims Netanyahu to stop ruining his shitty “peace talks”

6 days ago

“We have to put America first, and if you don’t love this country, get out”: MAGA Congresswoman on opposition to Trump’s Iran war

6 days ago

K$H’s girlfriend sues MS Now over use of anonymous sources

6 days ago

Iran pulls the plug on peace talks

6 days ago

US hits Iranian targets again

6 days ago

Newsmax reports voters are stupid, not paying attention to Dow

6 days ago

Orange Shitbag celebrates his bricking of functional government

6 days ago

MAGA Land worked by blatant right wing media payola once again

7 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x