God aiming hurricane at Mar-a-Lago in latest blow to Trump; Biden firm about not nuking storm

Even God has it out for Donald Trump this week, Donald Trump will say as Hurricane Nicole bears down on the west coast of Florida, projected to make landfall essentially on Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, CNN reports.

Nicole will be the first hurricane to make landfall on the United States in November in four decades. It’s expected to hit Florida overnight as a Category 1 hurricane with sustained winds of 75 m.p.h. The FBI has not responded to an inquiry about securing additional classified papers that may remain at Trump’s geriatric supper club and tragically retro property.

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