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Well there goes yet another MAGA conspiracy

The federal criminal complaint against MAGA QAnon freak David DePape in the brutal assault on Paul Pelosi was unsealed Wednesday and it sure kind of blows up yet another load of right wing conspiracy bullshit as it shows it was DePape, not Pelosi, who used the word “friend” during the call that was captured by 911 operators in San Francisco during the hostage situation.

“On or about October 28, 2022, at approximately 2:23 a.m., San Francisco Police Department received a 9-1-1 call from Mr. Pelosi at the Pelosi Residence. In the approximately two-and-a-half minute phone call, Mr. Pelosi conveyed to the dispatch officer that there was an unknown man in his residence. Mr. Pelosi also conveyed that the man was looking for Mr. Pelosi’s wife, that Mr. Pelosi’s wife was Speaker Pelosi who would not ‘be there for days,’ and that the man said he would ‘wait’ for Speaker Pelosi. Mr. Pelosi made clear in the 9-1-1 call that he did not know who the man was. On the call and from the background, DEPAPE can be heard giving his name as ‘David’ and declaring himself a ‘friend.’ Mr. Pelosi confirmed to the dispatcher that he did not know the man. Towards the end of the call, when the dispatcher offered to stay on the phone with him, Mr. Pelosi told the dispatcher that the man wanted Mr. Pelosi to ‘get the hell off the phone,'” says the complaint.

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