Texas state Attorney General Ken Paxton impeached

The Texas state House of Representatives on Saturday voted by a 121 to 23 to impeach Picasso-faced piece of shit state Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Republican criminal who has been under state-level indictment for securities fraud since 2015, under federal investigation for a public corruption crime spree since 2020, who single-handedly led a failed multi-state crusade to overturn fat former President Trump’s defeat at the US Supreme Court in 2020, thus suspending him from his position until the resolution of a state Senate trial, the Texas Tribune reports.

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