Explosive Allegations: Sworn Affidavits and New Witnesses Claim Nikki Haley Committed ‘Adultery’ with Communications Consultant and Married Lobbyist Prior to Governorship via @gatewaypundit https://t.co/mgCPmjTR6Y

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Whew. We were worried for a while that American politics might be in a place where certain personal indiscretions by candidates were no longer a major liability with the electorate and…

Ah, there was only so long we could keep that going. Anyway, what’s even a little funnier than the already very fucking obvious here is that this is not the first time “Birdbrain” has been publicly suspected of infidelity, as in 2018 the not terribly reliable narrator Michael Wolff just slightly hinted in his first Trump White House book “Fire and Fury” that the then-UN Ambassador “Nimbra” and none other the Orange God Emperor himself had a little fling (or flings) on Air Force One.

“The president had been spending a notable amount of private time with Haley on Air Force One and was seen to be grooming her for a national political future,” Wolff wrote in the account, which he later sort of “confirmed” in an interview with smug self-cocksucker Bill Maher. Wolff told Maher he was “absolutely sure” but his sourcing was not solid enough to put in the controversial best-seller.

All of which probably goes into why the Daily Mail capitalized it as “DID” in the headline of their article that we won’t read because it’s not worth 1.9 GB of RAM to load the page.