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“FoxNews Polls are always the worst for me. They have been from the beginning, and always will be!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Thursday morning, obviously responding to a new survey sponsored by the right wing propaganda network finding a modest 50 to 48 percent lead for Joe Biden in a head-to-head, the pollster for which Trump obviously had no problem with, probably even posted a screenshot of it, when he led Biden 50 to 45 percent three months ago.

The fat bastard then posted “All Biden can do is talk about his WEAPONIZED Witch Hunt Trials against me because his administration has been such a failure. Never happened in our Country before!” as if it’s somehow unfair for a candidate to campaign on his opponent’s criminal record or that Trump himself didn’t use Hillary Clinton’s (largely imaginary) criminal offenses against her like every goddamned minute of the 2016 campaign – and then less-successfully push a bunch of unsubstantiated “corruption” bullshit about Biden in the 2020 campaign too. Which Trump lost.

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