Jesse Watters dig on RFK Jr too easy, still funny nevertheless

Jesse Watters is scoring points off of Robert F Kennedy Jr now. That’s how bad things have gotten for the gravelly-voiced brainworm sufferer/sexual harasser these last few days.

Pete Buttigieg playing Jaydee in Tim Walz’s debate prep sessions

JD was sick but still doesn’t want to comment on Mark Robinson

MAGAmerican killed by Russian soldiers who thought he was a spy

Team Trump quickly gave up on getting Big Mark to drop out and other tales of horror from inside the Orange God Emperor’s court

Maria Bartiromo a tad shocked at Comer shit-talking Walz’s family

Supreme Court spikes Jill Stein’s bid for Nevada ballot

FCC chair says Trump can’t punish ABC with revoked licenses

Chinese Huawei nerds rage after getting fucked out of new model

“Kamala Harris is hiding from the media and people are mad”

Harris 40 – Trump 39 on handling crime question: AP-NORC poll

DeWine meows at Trump and Vance over cat eating nonsense

Newsmax triumphal over 2 percent Trump lead in Rasmussen poll

New filings put Matt Gaetz at sex-traffickers’ party in 2017

Mark Robinson doesn’t withdraw

Reporter on leave after alleged affair with RFK Jr

Uncommitted remains uncommitted

How many zygotes must die, rightwinger wants to know

Muslim ban 2.0: Trump says Jews don’t treat him well, declares US will not welcome people from “infested countries”

Dem Kentucky sheriff shoots Dem judge dead in courthouse

Former cokehead clearly now addicted to salt and lots of it

Colin Allred leads Ted Cruz, Harris up in most swing states: MC polls

Cat makes it from Yellowstone almost back home to California

Big Mark says he didn’t post that shit and he’s not dropping out

Team Orange issuing more lame threats to local election officials

CNN’s Mark Robinson story finally drops and it is bad: peeping into women’s locker rooms, wanting to own slaves, liking trans porn, etc

Stephen Miller seems a little extra irritated lately

Strategist says Robinson to actually go on CNN to respond to story

Bongo promises to quit politics if Gabon junta releases wife and son

Maine MAGA white supremacist sentenced to 30 months in clink

Maria Bartiromo and pals cope and seethe over Fed interest rate cut

Mark Robinson cancels campaign events ahead of CNN story

Orange Victim freaks out over Iran hacking his campaign

WATCH LIVE: Comer’s big Biden-Harris Administration hearing

“The pollsters rigged it”

Fox News fires veteran sexual harasser from production crew

Breitbart reports Harris has no policy plan to tackle cat eating crisis

Harris 49 – Trump 46 in Pennsylvania: Franklin and Marshall poll

Lindsey lobbies Nebraska GOP to try to kill EC vote apportionment

Hawaiian volcano threatens state with a massive Red Wave

Fox News buries the lede from moronic “comedy” show interview

Harris 50 – Trump 46 in Pennsylvania, tied nationally: NYT polls

Orange Loser can now sell $DJT shares as “lockup” rule expires

Mischievous NYC teen arrested after crashing subway train

Gateway Pundit reports 20 people seated behind Trump at rally last week sent to hospital with “burning eyes” in alleged bio attack

Republicans deploy cruel and unusual punishment at border

Harris 50 – Trump 48 among likely voters: Fox News national poll

Teamsters regional councils break with Management

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor rallies his cult on Long Island

It’s tough for Fox consumers to rationalize a Harris lead when all you’re told is Trump has a commanding lead

Federal judge tells RFK Jr tough shit about Michigan ballot