Jones doesn't want to see Kamala's birth certificate this time

Kamala Harris is hands-down the strangest person I’ve ever seen. Or is she really not human? https://t.co/F5PJgkC6OD

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) October 10, 2024

Weeks after learning that his grift engine, Infowars, will be sold at auction to fulfill his defamation judgments, Alex Jones is trying desperately to hang on to his position as Alpha Chimp in the right-wing conspiracy sphere by going beyond demanding Kamala Harris produce her DNA, posting a 20-minute clip of him dissecting the Democratic nominee’s 60 minutes interview with the nuance of a snowblower.

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