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A climate of fear is permeating convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign team from within as developments justifying that fear are percolating from without. Semafor reports that Donald’s minions aren’t so sure their internal polling data showing the fat fuck with a modest lead in enough states to get to 270 electoral votes is really painting a clear picture of a solid position.

“There’s not enough wood to knock on,” a lamprey told Semafor. “There just isn’t. After what happened in 2020, and the ‘red wave’ that didn’t materialize in 2022, there are more skeptics than there are optimists.” Staffers are poring over the data, trying to figure out what if any blind spots may exist, all the more sweaty about it as their boss and all his sycophants in the media project nothing but confidence of a guaranteed win because that’s what they always do.

Outside of the campaign the news from Pennsylvania is bad, if only anecdotal for now: Politico reports the Keystone State’s large Puerto Rican community is very quickly turning against El Naranjo Puto for the Hinchcliffe shitshow. “It’s spreading like wildfire through the community,” said Allentown Dem precinct captain Norberto Dominguez. “It’s not the smartest thing to do, to insult people – a large group of voters here in a swing state – and then go to their home asking for votes.”

“This was just like a gift from the gods,” said Allentown radio station owner Victor Martinez. “If we weren’t engaged before, we’re all paying attention now,” Martinez continued, adding that a caller on a talk show who had been a vocal Trump supporter was now telling listeners not to vote for Donald.

Dem state Representative Danilo Burgos said Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny’s endorsement of Harris is just making a bad situation worse for Trump, pointing to how his involvement in the island territory’s gubernatorial election has helped a third party candidate surge from a double-digit deficit in the polls to a statistical tie with New Progressive Party leader Jenniffer Gonzalez-Colon.

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