Categories
Uncategorized

Extremist Wisconsin MAGA Congressman says he’s no extremist

Facing a tight race against a surging Dem challenger, first-term Wisconsin MAGA Congressman Derrick Van Orden, who screamed “LIES!” at President Joe Biden during this year’s State of The Union when Biden said “My predecessor, failed the most basic presidential duty that he owes to the American people, the duty to care. I think that’s unforgivable” about convicted felon former President Trump’s failed response to the COVID-19 pandemic, drunkenly screamed at page boys for hanging out on the Capitol rotunda during their break in 2023, and used funds leftover from his failed 2020 campaign to travel to Washington, DC on January 6th, 2021 – during which he almost certainly entered a restricted area on the Capitol grounds, if not the building itself during the insurrection, wants voters in the Cheesehead State’s 3rd District to know he’s no extremist.

“How I’ve chosen to serve in Congress is to govern,” Van Orden tells Punchbowl News just days before he faces Dem Rebecca Cooke in a toss-up race. “If people come to me with a good idea, we do it regardless of political party affiliation… just because you’re a Democrat doesn’t mean you can’t have a good idea. I speak very bluntly because I am a salty old war dog who sees this country going into the drain. You can’t smile your way out of that. You got to go in there, stand up and stand firm or you’re going to get run over,” he continued. Whatever the fuck that’s all supposed to mean.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Surprise! Team Orange came up empty on Omar’s status in 2019

35 minutes ago

Complete piece of shit Trump/Epstein pal fired from regime

4 hours ago

Pizzagate Kate’s bad time on Hannity’s insanity hour

12 hours ago

President gets head start on precriminations

17 hours ago

Matt Gaetz responds to sex trafficking lawsuit by doxxing plaintiff

20 hours ago

FBI statement on suspicious mail gives away the targets

22 hours ago

Orange Overlord changes execution to private, invite-only affair

24 hours ago

Fox News ends clip before morose reaction to their own poll

1 day ago

Jim Jordan eyes House GOP championship belt

1 day ago

Regime trying to denaturalize and deport Ilhan Omar

2 days ago

MAGAmericans blame Democrats for inflation

2 days ago

Netanyahu backs off any new pre-election day Iran attacks

2 days ago

September inflation beats expectations

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Haggard old bag of shit limps into Alaska

3 days ago

Chickenshit tells Houthis to do whatever they want for three weeks

3 days ago

Tepid reviews for Zacharia inside Trump Regime

3 days ago

Kim Guilfoyle fired

3 days ago

Pizzagate Kate’s debut as Regime Info Minister: Watch Live

3 days ago

MAGA PACs pull plug on GOP incumbents

3 days ago

Paxton partied in Dubai with fugitives wanted in US

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Scumbag campaigns in Ohio

4 days ago

Trump “looking at” firing Kim Guilfoyle

4 days ago

Russian bots taken offline by Ukrainian strikes on data centers

4 days ago

“Look what The New York Times did to my beautiful Doral”

4 days ago

DHS raids Ilhan Omar’s home

4 days ago

Chuck Grassley files 2028 reelection paperwork

5 days ago

Neurodivergent Mormon disclaims agency over US energy supply

6 days ago

Orange Satan’s approval rating new all-time Pew record low

6 days ago

“In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1”

6 days ago

Vote Republican if you’re mad Trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize

6 days ago

President celebrates bribe from murderous tyrant

7 days ago

ABC News claims embarrassing premature pubaculation on story about Trump boys’ looting of Pentagon with no-bid contracts

7 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Declining dictator turns the racism up another crank

7 days ago

Nobel tears and butthurt outsourced to dipshit MAGA lawyer

7 days ago

“We wasn’t aware the child was in the car”

7 days ago

Paxton told donors that Cornyn “wants me to lose”

1 week ago

Trump loses Nobel Peace Prize to South African activist

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Michigan and Georgia debate double header

1 week ago

Saggy-breasted old slob trying to incite a race war

1 week ago

Regime currently attempting to indict Cassidy Hutchinson

1 week ago

Super intelligent president designates new enemies

1 week ago

Jaydee’s sophistry muscles clearly pretty worn out

1 week ago

Arizona Dem says she was raped while fixing campaign sign

1 week ago

Hurricane Isaias threatens yet another gas price spike

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Deranged old scumbag says stupid shit

1 week ago

Orange Warlord considering more Iran strikes this month

1 week ago

For You

1 week ago

“We are out here fighting for our lives and these dudes are in some random ass country made up of too many consonants”

1 week ago

High-ranking federal law enforcer complies with Great Leader

1 week ago

Jim Jordan and Sean Hannity demand Jack Smith take off his shirt

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x