Ketamine Brain trying to move Philly case to federal court

Edgelord MAGA billionaire Elon Musk on Thursday made a bid to get the Philly DA’s case against him over the $1 million lottery scam moved to federal court, CNBC reports .

Fox News ratings probably dipped in real-time during Goldman bit

Pakistan claims India to attack within next 36 hours

New York Republican chair blames AOC and Schumer for emboldening some lib to write “NAZIS” on state party HQ

WATCH LIVE: Trump reads investment fan fiction tales

Regime planning on sending people to dungeons in Libya, Rwanda

Green Day stays punk rock with edgy Slurpee® brand flavor

Mean Orange Man says kids have too many toys

John Elway kills his agent in golf cart accident

Happy 80th birthday in Hell to the patron saint of MAGA

Small plane narrowly avoids hitting dog on Alaska runway

WATCH LIVE: Failure forces sycophants to sit uncomfortably

More than a tenth of Trump 2024 voters regret it: Navigator poll

Judge spikes regime’s bid to stall Abrego Garcia discovery

White House urges Americans to remember that Joe Biden was president for the first 20 days of the quarter when GDP shrank

Biden’s stock market will turn around very soon, so be patient

US Economy shrank 0.3 percent in first quarter

Nepalese lawmakers aim to reduce frozen corpse pile on Everest

Should-be president to deliver big speech on Wednesday

We mUsT B d0iN sUmTH1nG r1GhT iF tEh m$M h8S Us!

“Retired drug dealer” t-shirt only as effective as wearer’s discretion

Chinese shipments to US continue steady decline

WATCH LIVE: Shitbag takes failure lap in Michigan

Amazon caves on tariff transparency after Trump tantrum

Gay Republican Virginia Lt Gov nominee getting sandbagged

Large plurality give Trump an “F” grade

Pierre Poilievre loses election

Still no answers in Iberian blackout clusterfuck as grid recovers

Canadian Libs take national election

Dem falsely portrays Hegseth as doing his own makeup

Fat bastard melts down over “SAD!” polling numbers

MAGA tech elitist group chat devolves into internecine shitposting

Demented old freak airs the usual bullshit grievances

Treasury Suckretary unsure whether Trump lying about China talks

Coast Guard spouse with expired visa arrested in housing on base

LOL: CBS News poll

Demented old bastard claims everything could work out just fine

Reich deports four year-old citizen with Stage 4 cancer

Orange Fatass’s unpopularity deepens: ABC-Washington Post poll

Katie Hobbs signs Arizona Stolen Valor Act into law

Petey Pee Pants reprimanded, not fired, by Trump over Signal chats

Real adult sits child down and explains the world to him

Scientists discover “cap” blocking Yellowstone magma

Regime abruptly backs down on student visa cancelations

George Santos sentenced to 87 months in the joint

Fox News reports things really are that bad in MAGAmerica

Faced with rising costs, Trump falls back on trusty strategy

Judge orders regime to retrieve second CECOT internee

WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs MAGA porn

Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

Ketamine Brain and Treasury Suckretary got into screaming match