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Virginia cop fired after prostitute named “Dream” steals his car

Former Hampton, Virginia cop J’ron Harry is available for any other police departments who would want to hire him after he was the victim of a sneaky hooker named “Dream” who stole his personal vehicle, wallet, and phone after a December 30th trick at his Virginia Beach home, WAVY reports.

He could be useful for, you know, investigating similar cases of prostitutes stealing stuff from their johns. It happens a lot. Anyway Harry admitted to paying Alexis “Dream” Copeland $100 for the good time late last month and, when he was finished, went into the shower and asked her to join him. Instead “Dream” grabbed his keys and other shit, taking the car for a ride. Later that night other cops found the car and arrested “Dream,” who now faces Grand larceny auto theft, Grand larceny of greater than or equal to $1,000 not taken directly from another person, Credit card fraud of less than $1,000 in six-month period, Prostitution, Obtain credit card number – larceny, and Grand larceny – stealing motor vehicle. She’s due in court March 28th. What a total “nightmare” for her, right?

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