Categories
Uncategorized

Mike Johnson complains members of Congress aren’t paid enough

Holy shit, he actually said this, lol. He couldn’t come up with some “patriotic,” free-market something-something line of “principled” bullshit rather than just outright saying members should be allowed to make money (and insider trade) on the side because Congress’s pay rate isn’t enough?

Christ. At least he didn’t say he wasn’t necessarily opposed but was concerned that a ban on trading a slippery slope into other, more rigorous constraints on members and their family members too, which was probably what he’s thinking. Way to Pelosify your speakership, Mike.

But to his point about pay: National Zero’s official editorial position remains that members of Congress should in fact be paid substantially more, that even a tenfold increase of the current $174,000/year would be reasonable so long as it’s paired with the most draconian, colonoscopy-level scrutiny of their finances on par with that of CIA officers or sequestered jurors, bans on holding a stake in so much as a fucking tractor dealership in rural Indiana, prohibiting having extramarital affairs or any other sorts of potentially compromising personal conduct susceptible to blackmail, and that pay be subject to docking if they fail to collectively meet certain productivity benchmarks like letting the government shut down or failing to take up a bill that passed the other chamber.

Wonder what Johnson’s excuse for opposing that sort of radical overhaul of Congress would be.

CORRECTION 5/14/2025 1:13 PM EDT: Johnson actually is in favor of the ban but did not commit to bringing any bills banning it to a vote. This clip was late and taken out of context. Headline updated to reflect this though the text of the article remains otherwise intact for posterity.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Orange Fuhrer declares war on free and fair elections: Live

7 hours ago

Jaydee cancels helicopter flight to son’s golf practice

9 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline returns from her birthing lair

15 hours ago

White House teleprompter guy made $100,000 on Kalshi bets

16 hours ago

Wealthy Russians moving assets to overseas seizure shelters

17 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Old Man Trump spins some yarns in Pennsylvania

2 days ago

TOTAL WITCH HUNT! SOCIALIST NAZI COMMIE FASCISM!

2 days ago

Key 2024 swing state voters belatedly realize they fucked up: poll

2 days ago

Deeply amoral Trump lawyer faces Senate hearing: Live video

2 days ago

South central Texas under severe flood threat

2 days ago

Trump orders ICE to go back to killing people

2 days ago

New York City woman deeply offended by anti-Red State agitprop

2 days ago

Chipmunk semen and mercury missing from CDC parasite alert

2 days ago

DHS suspends ICE vehicle stops

3 days ago

Iraqi Prime Minister trapped with gramps: Live video

3 days ago

TACO Tuesday, now with spicy Hormuz sauce!

3 days ago

EJ Carroll collects $5.6 million judgment from Trump

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Kagan and Barrett testify to House hearing

3 days ago

Warren Buffett cuts off Bill Gates after Epstein email drop

3 days ago

“People tried to talk him out of it”

3 days ago

Grandpa sundowning again: Live video

3 days ago

Darlene Graham Nordone to serve out rest of brother’s term

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: White House promotes some scam motor race

4 days ago

Judge nukes Trump IRS settlement

4 days ago

Orange Fuhrer “imposes” 20 percent toll for Hormuz traffic

4 days ago

ICE guns down another person in Maine

4 days ago

Lindsey fondly remembered for badly losing 2016 GOP primary

4 days ago

British counterterrorism cops probing fascist former MP’s murder

4 days ago

Fox News reports Trump revenue streams under Iranian attack

4 days ago

Regime “task force” to release docs on “election integrity”

4 days ago

Massive wildfire erupts outside Paris

4 days ago

Trump already using Lindsey’s death for SAVE Act: Live Updates

5 days ago

Lindsey Graham has died

5 days ago

Strait of Hormuz unopened for business

5 days ago

Wasn’t all the “negative news” supposed to be awesome?

6 days ago

Ayatollah vows revenge against Trump

6 days ago

“PRAISE BE TO ALLAH”

6 days ago

Even millionaires are struggling with grocery prices

6 days ago

Kristi 💔 Byron

7 days ago

Newsmax viewers’ expectations calibrated inappropriately

7 days ago

Orange Toddler again refuses to sign bipartisan housing bill

7 days ago

House to vote on permanent Daylight Saving Time next week

7 days ago

“Midterms are still beyond Trump’s focus zone”

7 days ago

Reflecting Pool terrorist pleads not guilty

1 week ago

McCarthy can’t think of any Republicans similar to Platner

1 week ago

Palm Beach International now officially Donald J Trump Airport

1 week ago

Trump looks past partisan divides, sees in Graham Platner a fellow human being credibly accused of sexual violence against women

1 week ago

Orange Idiot cites some bullshit as pretext for birthright rehearing

1 week ago

Peace president bombs Iran again

1 week ago

Maine state House member says Platner backs her to take over

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x