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South African official goes the extra mile to debunk MAGA bullshit

From remarks by South African Minister of Police Senzo Mchunu in a Friday presentation of quarterly crime statistics in the country: “In the last few days, we have seen conversations and concerns about crime in SA taking a totally different turn, the term ‘genocide’ got forcefully introduced to the scene, in a distinctly foreign and strange manner. It is claimed that there is ‘white genocide’ in South Africa and as evidence, a lot of material has been put into circulation, including in the White House, in the USA. These materials include pictures of crosses along a particular road, to name a few.”

“We have respect for the USA as a country, we have respect for the people in that country and for President Trump, but we have no respect for this genocide story – at all. It is totally unfounded and unsubstantiated. We have noted doubt expressed by media houses in the USA, UK and in South Africa, and we welcome it. South Africa is a full democratic state, with a lot of NGOs, NPOs and free media – they would have run headlines both locally and abroad if there was any genocide.”

“In the fourth quarter, six attacks on rural communities were recorded as follows: Farm owners 2, Farm dwellers 1, Farm employees 2, Farm manager 5” (this statement was apparently released before Mchunu actually spoke so it’s unlikely he actually read it off exactly like that).

“In principle, we do not categorise people by race, but in the context of claims of genocide of White people, we need to unpack the killings in this category. The two farm owners that were murdered during the fourth quarter were African and not White. Further to that, the two farm employees and one farm manager were also African – it is the one farm dweller that was White. I do also want to mention that the recent farm murder, which occurred in Roossenekal in Limpopo occurred in the first quarter of the current financial year and will thus be reflected in the release of the next crime statistics. The history of farm murders has always been distorted and reported in an unbalanced way; the truth is that farm murders have always included African people in more numbers.”

The TLDR is that between October and March a grand total of two white people were killed on farms during a stretch that saw probably somewhere around 9,000 homicides. Mchunu did not disclose the race of the perpetrators, but he probably should’ve. Of they were both Black then it’s still not “genocide,” if one or both were white then it really, really isn’t a fucking “genocide.”

Either way, it’s no wonder the fat fuck used fake propaganda, including footage shot in the fucking Congo for his embarrassin “ambush” of South African President Cyril Ramaphosa this week.

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