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WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds court with his jesters

Convicted felon President Trump is, as of this typing, 55 minutes late for starting what’s supposed to be a super important 11:00 AM cabinet meeting with all of his minions in front of reporters.

Check out this supercut of some terrible defense of the Big Beautiful Bill while you wait:

In the middle is Jim Jordan digressing a little bit on wishcasting that his Orange Jesus wins the Nobel Peace Prize, but all the rest was him and the others saying stupid shit like Medicaid recipients should work 20 hours a day or 80 hours a week or Brooke Rollins saying all illegal farm workers will be deported so 34 million Medicaid recipients can work their jobs instead.

And then a mishmash on the Texas flood disaster including Jessica Tarlov ripping Jesse Watters a new asshole over politicization, Biden NOAA chief Richard Spinrad telling CNN he’s “convinced that the staff cuts that we saw were a contributing factor to the inability of the emergency managers to respond,” and the Kerr County sheriff not answering some pretty important questions.

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