“Subject to SEC Approval, Companies and Corporations should no longer be forced to ‘Report’ on a quarterly basis (Quarterly Reporting!), but rather to Report on a ‘Six (6) Month Basis.’ This will save money, and allow managers to focus on properly running their companies. Did you ever hear the statement that, ‘China has a 50 to 100 year view on management of a company, whereas we run our companies on a quarterly basis???’ Not good!!!” posted the president whose legendary mastery of capitalism has imbued him with the wisdom to concoct a strategy to lower the frequency with which publicly traded corporations inform investors of the value of their holdings in said corporations and to also extoll the values of the Chinese communist state’s tightly-controlled command economy.
As if to further underscore the validity of that charge, the fat bastard then posted “‘Too Late’ MUST CUT INTEREST RATES, NOW, AND BIGGER THAN HE HAD IN MIND. HOUSING WILL SOAR!!!”