Convicted felon President Trump’s minions tell the Wall Street Journal that they’ve been telling him to “refine” his messaging on the economy and distill it down to “just wait until next year.”
Trump has listened to his wise counselors, and taken it even further, telling reporters at a recent event that “Our big year won’t be really next year – it’ll be the year after,” though really he should be saying “Fuck you America. You kept me out of prison because enough of you morons you bought my stupid lies about how I alone can lower prices and unilaterally supercharge the economy, lol.”