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Reptilian alien concedes defeat to human astronaut

“I called and congratulated Mark Kelly this morning. There were obviously a lot of problems with this election, but there is no path forward in my race. To the thousands of people who helped on my campaign, who made calls, knocked doors, wrote postcards, donated, and hosted events – thank you. To every patriot who voted – thank you. And I especially want to thank my incredible wife Catherine, my parents, and my boys. The campaign trail is not easy for families. We cannot afford to have another election cycle like these midterms. Republicans are the underdogs now.”

Blake Masters with his family.

“I was outspent by over $70 million. That’s what happens when you take on the national Democrat machine, the media, the universities, Big Tech, and woke corporations. So Republicans need to start thinking like underdogs. No more consultant one-size-fits-all strategies. We have to build on what works, scrap what doesn’t. The vast majority of people agree this country is headed in the wrong direction – we have to reach them. I believe in Arizona and I believe in America. We can still save our home. We just have to fight harder and smarter… because we’re running out of time,” says Reptilian alien Blake Masters in his concession statement admitting defeat to a human.

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