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Cops called again to MAGA Villager power couple’s home

Sumpter County, Florida Sheriff’s Deputies on Tuesday paid a visit to The Villages home of Trump golf cart parade power couple Mary and William Jaursch to investigate a domestic disturbance for the second time this year, just a week after Mary completed her court-ordered anger management course to dismiss her battery charge from a September 2022 incident, Villages-News.com reports.

Mary and William Jaursch keeping up appearances during the infamous June 2020 “White Power” Trump golf cart parade.

This time however it was William, 81, who found himself charged with battery, allegedly grabbing Mary, 79, by the hair and slapping her in the altercation, per an arrest report. In the September 11th attack, Mary drunkenly threw a shoe at William and then struck him with her feet and fists. Another incident in 2011 saw similarly intemperance-fueled Mary-on-William violence, wrought by William cutting Mary off after she had consumed “two and a half alcoholic drinks.”

The 11 year interbellum between the Jaurches saw what was at least an outward appearance of domestic bliss as they proudly displayed their fanatic loyalty to Donald Trump in a number of Villages golf cart parades in support of the twice-impeached disgraced former president. The most infamous was the June 14th, 2020 parade celebrating Donald’s 74th birthday, at which a different MAGA Villager was caught on video yelling “WHITE POWER!” at a lib counterprotestor. Donald himself retweeted that very clip two weeks later, causing an uproar while White House staff scrambled to get him to delete it. Trump did, but not until after returning from golfing hours later.

It’s hard not to look at the Jaurches’ trajectory alongside that of Trump’s. In 2011 Barack Obama publicly mocked Donald to his face on the same night Navy SEALs under his command were secretly firing live rounds at Osama bin Laden’s face, in the same year Mary hit William in the face. That was a low point. Then Trump got elected in 2016 and things went great. The libs were getting owned, especially with that 2020 “WHITE POWER” parade, and the Jaurches publicly bonded over their shared devotion to the Orange God Emperor. Then he lost. Nearly two years later in September 2022, Mary, possibly stressed out over the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago the prior month, drunkenly snapped and attacked her husband with a shoe. Then three months later, with everything really starting to go to shit for MAGAmerica – a new special counsel, a weak 2024 campaign launch, a terrible midterm showing for Trump-endorsed candidates, you name it – William himself took his frustrations out on his wife. This is all speculation, of course, but damn if it isn’t compelling, right?

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