It's finally Friday! We are less than one week from #CPAC DC! Get your tickets now at https://t.co/iTFGSTNYyK pic.twitter.com/V57ijQrbYs
— CPAC (@CPAC) February 24, 2023
Hey conservatives! Do you want to hang out with like-minded folks to talk about stuff like tax cuts and deregulation? Peruse convention tables loaded with books about a positive GOP vision applied to foreign policy? Participate in breakout sessions on faith-based leadership principles?
No? You want all sorts of stupid bullshit like the fat former President hugging a flag, some male former hairdresser D-list influencer crying in a fake jail cell over being prosecuted for the Capitol riot, a dance number by a fake investigative journalist, or speeches by an Eastern European dictator, a New Age Hindu death cult fifth columnist who isn’t actually Republican, or the asshole who still thinks Comet Ping Pong has a basement? Great! Come on down to CPAC! Bring condoms.