At least two Republican members of Congress on Monday said that the “informant” who has some explosive evidence that Joe Biden took a $5 million bribe from Romania and something something is now in hiding in fear for his or her life from the kingpin of the “Biden Crime Family,” a senile old man who puts his pants on backwards on some days of the week and is a ruthless political warlord who regularly orders American citizens who threaten his regime assassinated on others.
But maybe even dumber here is the lack of imagination on the part of the fanboys pushing this line of bullshit. If such a whistleblower actually exists why can’t Boebert and the rest of these assholes just put out a call to their legions of violent MAGA terrorists to put up a hundreds-strong 24/7 armed volunteer cordon around a safe house to protect them from the malign forces of the Deep State? If their life is in danger then wouldn’t the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, 3 Percenters and the rest of those scumbags be more than happy to make sure they were safe?