Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro on Saturday told reporters the overpass on Interstate 95 collapsed by a fiery wreck last Sunday will be reopened within two weeks, the AP reports.
We believe him, but seriously? “Two weeks”? Come on man. That timeframe is so freaking jinxed. Shapiro cannot tell voters something will be done in “two weeks” anymore. Even if he literally thinks it will take 14 days maximum he should just say “early next month” or whatever.