Winter Haven, Florida pest control worker and registered Republican voter Tyler Mountain was arrested twice last week for for exposing his ding-dong to an elderly female client of his (now-former) employer Massey Services while claiming his zipper broke, WFLA reports.
The first incident for which Mountain was charged on November 22nd and then fired happened on October 26 in Lake Wales when a 76 year old woman reported that the 27 year-old MAGA ginger had asked to use her bathroom and then complained that his zipper was broken and that he needed her help. After learning that another customer had recently complained about Mountain the Polk County Sheriff’s Office for flopping his weenie out they then arrested him again on November 25th.
“This man used his work position to gain access to the homes of these women, and then sexually exposed himself,” Sheriff Grady Judd said. “This behavior is disgusting and predatory.” Mountain is the second Florida man arrested this year for exposing his winkie to women while claiming he had a zipper mishap in the restroom to merit coverage on National Zero. To our knowledge no similar incidents have been reported in any of the 49 other states since January 1 of this year. Or any year.