Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLIV

  • The single biggest mystery still surrounding January 6th is:  who is the bomber?  Yes, we joke that it’s Congress’s Three-toed embarrassment, but more than any case not directly involving Trump, this is the last major question that needs to be resolved.  
  • Biden is fired up, and rightly so.  He’s not just battling for the office; he’s fighting for the future of the nation.  And as he said, Trump is fighting for his future only.
  • “You can have this office keycard when you pry it from my cold dead hands,” Wayne LaPierre didn’t say defiantly as he scurried away.  
  • A mentor of mine once wrote something that to me characterizes voters’ mindset today:  “His head always felt about to ache, but never began to.”  Everyone’s been so on edge for such a long time about a pending recession, so the positive economic climate has been ignored to harden ourselves for the expected impact.  We’ve just not yet had that moment of realization that the pain isn’t on the horizon.  
  • Donald Trump has never claimed that he didn’t commit the crimes he’s accused of; he’s claiming they’re not crimes because HE did them.  That’s royalty, not citizenship.
  • That report of Trump receiving $7.8 million from foreign governments while in office?  It’s based on Trump’s own corporate records, and who can believe them?  If $7.8 million were traceable, how many millions weren’t?
  • Why don’t these “heritage preservation enthusiasts” work to safeguard the important parts of local culture, like the use of the word “trousers” or the farm-fresh taste of Mrs. McCarthy’s award-winning strawberry scones instead of demanding honors for the vilest people in history?
  • In the Super Bowl of Humanity:  Colin Kaepernick taking a knee for social justice > Aaron Rodgers’ batshit nuttery.
  • Make that 2,207,800,000 more reasons why I believe the Trump family was unduly influenced by foreign leaders while in office.  Besides the treason, I mean.
  • Scientists say they found the first extinction of a fish species directly caused by human activity.  We weren’t satisfied with wiping out mammal and bird species; we got the Triple Crown of Destruction.  
  • The beauty of Debussy’s Suite bergamasque –perhaps best known popularly for its third movement, “Clair de lune,” the soundtrack of one of the last scenes of Ocean’s Eleven filmed at the Caesar’s fountains–is enthralling.  Every life is better after hearing that piece. 
  • Here’s to Ray Epps suing Tucker Carlson out of existence.  Now sentenced, Epps should sue for everything Carlson owns.  After all, Tucker’s empire expanded by exploiting baseless Epps-based conspiracies about January 6th; everything Tucker has came at Epps’ expense.
  • The Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfeld experiment–turning Primetime into Bro Time–on Fox is an abject failure.  The shows are not generating audience or excitement.  Their attempts to stoke controversy are so embarrassing they don’t even rate coverage.  Even Fox’s build-in audience base who thrived on O’Reilly and Carlson have jumped ship.  Fox needs a new course, and Hannity headed to Florida is just another sign of rats prepping to abandon the ship.
  • Just a thought, but if Trump’s appointees to the Supreme Court want to add legitimacy to their appointments and not appear to be lackeys to some future dictatorship, they should flex their lifetime-appointment power and reject Trump’s 14th Amendment argument.  Not just because it’s the right thing to do; do it because that tenure exists only because the dictatorship doesn’t.
  • There is a non-zero chance that the woman who narrates the Calm app is covertly programming a cult.
  • My interest in cooking was definitely shaped by cooking shows. Growing up, it was Julia Child (of course), but also, “The Galloping Gourmet.”  Then the (disgraced) Frugal Gourmet and (disgraced) Justin Wilson.  Cable television nationalized America’s food in a way rivaled only by refrigeration, sharing dishes and recipes nationally with shows like “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” and even America’s rip-off of Japan’s classic “Iron Chef.”  (“Chopped,” while highlighting various techniques, really is too focused on mid-Atlantic/New England chefs.)
  • Preacher Johnson and his tent revival troupe of grifters hitting the Southern border is just another demonstration of the dearth of GOP policies:  all flash, no substance.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Schmitt team scapegoat found, White House job likely rescinded

3 hours ago

They really, REALLY want it to be 2018 again

11 hours ago

DOJ IG declined to investigate Blanche for some crypto fuckery

12 hours ago

Noem files for divorce

16 hours ago

Ken Paxton privately said Trump’s convention hurt his campaign

18 hours ago

Eric Schmitt replaying the whole thing in his head again and again

1 day ago

“Christian father” guilty of murdering wife

1 day ago

Dems 51 – GOP 39 on generic ballot: QU poll

1 day ago

“I’ve done a shitty job as president”

2 days ago

Illegal voter touted by DOJ had registered as Republicans

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Future US Attorney General testifies to Senate

2 days ago

Dems lead in Ohio senate and gov races: Marist polling

2 days ago

“The problem is that the fires are everywhere right now”

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Grandpa takes afternoon nap

2 days ago

Jim Jordan ages eight years but mentally forever frozen in 2018

2 days ago

Bongino replacement lasts just over a year at K$H’s FBI

3 days ago

Orange Pharaoh claims he’s reversing ICE’s pre-midterm pullback

3 days ago

Sarah Huckabee Sanders not used to running actual campaign ads

3 days ago

ICE agents ordered to cease arrests of non-criminals: Daily Wire

3 days ago

FBI hacked while K$H demotes agents over Katie Miller

4 days ago

“The week where it felt like the bottom started falling out in earnest”

4 days ago

Louisiana governor declares state of emergency on diesel prices

5 days ago

Michigan CEO fired over “Lake America” sweatshirt pic

5 days ago

Newly uncovered documents raise explosive questions over whether Adolf Hitler murdered his niece in 1931: CNN

5 days ago

Donald Trump RIPS Obama for hosting Xi Jinping at White House

5 days ago

Kansas Dem challenger leads Roger Marshall 50 – 48: poll

5 days ago

Supreme Court allows Trump to use DHS database for voters

5 days ago

Breitbart cites “report” in their very big if true story

6 days ago

CNN and MSNow blocked from White House event

6 days ago

Regime sent Nevada a list of 185 suspected illegal voters and…

6 days ago

MS Now, CNN’s White House credentials restored

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Mao Smalldong welcomes ChiCom dictator

7 days ago

CNN, MS Now, Politico still banned from White House

7 days ago

The Ford’s Theater story is definitely true, judging by Trump’s posts

7 days ago

Fox couchman falsely claims Trump is “a business guy,” tells viewers to “get over” Chinese dictator’s red carpet treatment

7 days ago

Judge orders CNN, MS Now, Politico unbanned from White House

7 days ago

Trump denies wanting his name on a publicly-owned DC performance venue associated with assassinated president

1 week ago

Pro-tip: Add a thought bubble to use copyrighted photos for free

1 week ago

“Stop running fake and gay ads and instead mercilessly hammer Democrats on the wickedness”: Evangelical Blaze podcaster

1 week ago

Bruce Blakeman may not win New York gubernatorial race: poll

1 week ago

WOW! TEN red siren emojis?!? Must be a pretty big deal

1 week ago

Orange Conqueror posts detailed plan to fix Canada

1 week ago

Dems 53 – GOP 41 on national generic ballot: Marist/NPR/PBS poll

1 week ago

Team Orange wants to rename Ford’s Theater for Trump

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: More UNfitness for office on the international stage

1 week ago

Republican Villager arrested in possible “glory hole” attempt

1 week ago

Miserable old sack of shit furious CNN reporter allowed into UN

1 week ago

Josh Turek 50 – Ashley Hinson 42 in Iowa Senate race: Marist poll

1 week ago

Orange Tyrant ended FBI bribery probe into Susan Collins

1 week ago

Thumb-shaped man says Biden key to GOP’s midterm messaging

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x