Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLVIII

  • Yes, Fani Willis had a relationship with a member of her team.  Okay.  So how does that negate anything put forth in the indictment against Trump and the other co-conspirators?  Oh, right:  it doesn’t.
  • This round of Donald Trump lawyer interviews will put Orly Taitz and Carl Lazlo at the defense team.
  • No way in hell Nikki Haley should concede at any point prior to the convention.  Make Donald spend money to beat back her campaign purely out of anger and spite.  Haley staying in the race enrages Trump, which can only lead to good things.  
  • I have a great deal of enthusiasm for scientific advancements through groundbreaking experimentation, particularly within the medical field, but if that step for science means chips manufactured by Elon Musk get implanted in people’s brains, I get worried.  The man is a supervillain in the making and yes, I think he would fuck with people just because he could.
  • If you’re listening to Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight,” you’re either going to an ‘80s party or you’re planning on killing someone.  
  • Hey, Taylor Swift conspiracy addicts:  The Powers That Be could have assured the audience for the Super Bowl just by debuting new commercials featuring the singer or having her perform at halftime.  Stop turning a horse into a zebra. You sound more foolish-er.
  • Biden’s response against Iranian-backed groups–hammering dozens of targets–sent the signal to Iran that (1) we know where you are and (2) we were measured this time, Tehran, but if you don’t control your proxies, we know where you are.  
  • I’m not shocked The Messenger collapsed, but I was taken aback by how quickly it disintegrated.  I guess paying for biased polls isn’t good for business.
  • I was shocked, on the other hand, by the January jobs report.  It was far more than I expected.  Lost in the report:  upward revisions of the previous two months totaling an additional 126,000 jobs–closer to what the original forecasts for the January jobs report predicted, not the 353,000 where it came in.  And don’t overlook the 4.5% year-over-year wage increase.
  • MAGAts if the Chiefs win:  “Well, of course!  We told you!”  … if the 49ers win:  “Well, of course!  It would’ve looked too planned if Taylor’s team won!” Amazing how fixated they are on a league they’ve supposedly boycotted since 2016.
  • Crossword puzzles cannot be done in black ink. Pencil is fine if you need, but colored ink must be used on a print puzzle, not black.  And no, you don’t get the same satisfaction with an online crossword.  
  • Alina Habba’s law career was nothing; she was barely above those who advertise at 3 a.m.  She has new life as a Trump expert, which requires no demonstrated knowledge, education or experience.  Within two weeks, she’ll be on TeeVee telling us why polling is wrong because voters in Super Tuesday states really hate Bidenomics.
  • Take a moment and be thankful Bill Clinton was in charge during the preparation of Y2K bug fix, not Shrub or the nectarine narcissist.  We’d have been launched to the age before air travel had they been in charge.
  • Many times when I’m folding the clothes from the dryer I find myself humming a Don Henley song.
  • Happy Black History Month!  Do something more than watch Glory:  go to a local African American heritage museum. Support a local Black restauranteur.  Find an independent bookshop featuring Black authors.  And if you don’t have those available in your area, commit yourself to finally reading that biography of Harriett Tubman or the history of the Tuskegee experiments.  Take a little-known moment of Black history to encourage people ignorant of it to learn about it, like Republicans. 
  • Remember the good ol’ days, when Donald Trump used to promise to pay everyone else’s legal bills at his rallies?  
  • Spend the time to chop the garlic.  Yes, you could use the stuff in the jar, but there’s something satisfying about smashing and chopping garlic.  The bottled stuff is fine–I have one in my fridge for when I’m lazy–but it lacks the fresh flavor.  Chopped fresh garlic is therapeutic to prep and delicious in meals.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Rick Scott urges Americans to see past the facts and evidence

2 hours ago

Supreme Court rules lower courts cannot block TPS revocations

3 hours ago

Federal judge nukes Trump election executive order

3 hours ago

Arizona food bank demand up 8 percent since last year

4 hours ago

Seat of global power uses “mutilization” in official communication

5 hours ago

Venezuela earthquake death toll at least 164

6 hours ago

Orange God Emperor cancels landmark bill signing

1 day ago

Dan Sullivan sues to run against Dan Sullivan

2 days ago

MAGA Congressman assumes Trump has evidence of pool plot

2 days ago

Iranians now even more better off than they were a year ago

2 days ago

UK cuffs thousands with alcohol ankle monitors during World Cup

2 days ago

Amphibians do eat algae, so maybe Trump’s onto something here

3 days ago

Cocaine Mitch’s staff insists he’s still alive

3 days ago

Axios reports Maine Dems have a growing mess on their hands

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Scared grownups surround tantrum-prone toddler

3 days ago

Federal judge nukes Regime subpoenas to Walk, Frey, Ellison

3 days ago

Detroit transit safety officer fired for complaining about bus driver effing supervisor on job, other top official drunkenly chasing pigeon

3 days ago

Comer still dumber than the sow he lost his virginity to in 1989

3 days ago

Dem leads Iowa Senate race 47 to 45 percent: poll

3 days ago

Alan Greenspan’s lifespan is over

3 days ago

Fox News reports they got her now

3 days ago

Keir Starmer officially announces resignation

3 days ago

Heard and McDonald Island’s baby seals clubbed hard by bird flu

4 days ago

President to sue treasonous criminals

4 days ago

Mountain Dew marketing team still has their edge

4 days ago

Baby duckling found dead in National Mall reflecting pool

4 days ago

Iranians walk out of negotiations after Trump threats

4 days ago

Fox News reads bellicose comment by deranged, elderly viewer

4 days ago

Fat toddler all but admits he’s ordering “Reflecting Poll” arrests

5 days ago

Texas woman killed when self-driving Tesla plows into home

5 days ago

Regime arresting people for taking National Mall pool paint chips

5 days ago

Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

5 days ago

Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

6 days ago

Scientology seizes control of public street

6 days ago

Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

6 days ago

Orange Scumbag slurs his way through some event: Live video

7 days ago

Trump threatens Americans with a good time

7 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

1 week ago

Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

1 week ago

Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

1 week ago

BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

1 week ago

Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

1 week ago

“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

1 week ago

Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

1 week ago

“Incensed by the dissent”

1 week ago

You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

1 week ago

Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

1 week ago

Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

1 week ago

Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x