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The “knives are out” for small-faced MAGA influencer Charlie Kirk among different factions of fat former President Trump’s sycophants, NBC News reports on a supposed conflict stemming from Kirk’s campaign to get the Orange God Emperor to oust Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel from the RNC chair while Kirk’s Turning Point USA sucked up hundreds of millions, as well as his anti-Martin Luther King Jr Day crusade that supposedly has cost Donald his already overhyped Black support.

Ohio Pastor Darrell Scott, a member of Trump’s 2016 transition team and one of Donald’s first Black supporters, claims that he’s spoken directly to the Orange God Emperor about Kirk, telling NBC “I’ve got to say, racism is like the word ‘ugly.’ I can’t always describe it, but I know it when I see it. That boy’s a racist right there,” of Kirk’s campaign to downplay MLK in favor of better Black role models like Thomas Sowell, Ben Carson, and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

“Trump is fucking pissed that Charlie is out causing problems for him in the Black community,” one source told NBC. Don Jr, a Kirk ally, denied this in a statement to NBC, saying Charlie’s in “great standing with both my father and the entire Trump campaign” is “nothing more than fiction coming from people jealous of the close relationship Charlie has built with our family.”

On the Ronna decapitation side, Kirk’s enemies in the Orange God Emperor’s court say the small-faced bastard’s contributions to the effort to remove the botox-faced figurehead were more about money than the long string of electoral failures under her. “This is why [Kirk] was trying to get rid of Ronna,” a Trump ally said. “He shouldn’t make it sound like, ‘Oh, we’re tired of losing. We don’t have an early vote program.’ He should have just said, ‘Listen, he who controls the RNC controls millions of dollars and I want to get my hands on them.’ That would have been a more honest grift.”

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