Saturday marks one year since true Americans were blessed to witness the historic first indictment of the Orange God Emperor and the wails of horror that erupted from his cult afterward, a celebration made all the more special in that, after a minor three-week delay, the fat fuck will face jury selection in just 16 days. That’s actually part of the trial, for which Donald is required to be present under New York State statute. Every extra minute it takes is a minute he’s tied down and unable to campaign to destroy American democracy. Pray we are blessed with another trial this year.