Hey everyone we found a favorable poll number for Biden so we’re going to report it here on National Zero! Yup! After we ignored those Wall Street Journal swing state polls that found Joe trailing fat former President Trump in every one of them (except Wisconsin where they were tied) we’re going to paste in a link to this Emerson College national topline finding that our guy leads the fat orange rapey guy 51 to 49 percent among likely voters for the second month in row now.
This one is not meaningless because it confirms our preexisting biases and tells us what we want to hear: That the “horserace” is trending toward Joe Biden! We’ve got left-leaning news cycles to drive here people so let’s just pretend that we didn’t call Emerson’s pollsters lying cunts with a clearly demonstrable track record of overstating GOP support relative to Dems. But don’t drop it altogether because we might want to trot it out again if and when the numbers swing back in favor of Trump.
Well back to working hard to deliver solid political journalism that purposely disregards other information unfavorable to our narrative… So check out this Franklin and Marshall survey that finds Biden leading Trump 40 to 42 and Dem Senator Bob Casey up 46 to 39 over that hedge fund douchebag David McCormick in Pennsylvania. Feels great reading that right? We like endorphins too.