WATCH LIVE: Biden holds rally in Wisconsin

President Joe Biden will hold a rally in Wisconsin on Friday, one in which his performance will be heavily scrutinized and if he does well will be written-off as an aberration by the media.

Heat-related deaths continue to mount in Texas after Beryl

WATCH LIVE: Trump and Vance lie to their cult in Michigan

Ronny Johnson Jackson confirms bullet hit Trump’s ear

“Fuck it, I’m coconut pilled, I just want this to stop”

Orange Felon continues his “unity” redemption something

Zambian anti-corruption board fired for you guessed it

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXXII

Sherrod Brown calls on Biden to step aside and end campaign

Tarlov back to frustrating the shit out of her co-hosts

White House confirms contact with CrowdStrike!

Remote Scottish lighthouse outbuilding on market for £80,000

Federal judge rules Louisiana shalt not post the Ten Commandments in the schools until lawsuit resolvethed

Kamala Harris to join “short notice” call with Dem megadonors

Can’t tell if this is about Crowdstrike or the FBI or whatever else

Florida woman with suspended license gets pulled over, tries to quickly switch seats with man… whose license is also suspended

Four more House Dems call on Biden to step aside

Even Catturd sort of admits it

Weaselberg released from Rikers

Biden family “discussing his exit plan from the 2024 race”: NBC

Fencing to go up around Capitol for Netanyahu speech

Russian court sentences Gershkovich to 16 years in the gulag

North Korean defector named to top South Korean unification post

“The fake-news media is going to create a narrative now that Trump is guaranteed to win, to try to suppress and drive down our vote”

Fox News reports 93 minute ramble was policy-focused

CrowdStrike strikes again!

Dem donors begin mobilizing for Kamala Harris

WATCH LIVE: RNC 2024 Pro-wrestling night

Pelosi thinks the end is nigh

Orange lobster saved from Colorado Red Lobster location

Surprise! Jesus Dork not okay with leaving abortion up to the states

Lou Dobbs has died

NASA scraps lunar polar probe mission

Red siren emoji time, bitches!

“This is nothing more than an attempted coup by the Democratic Party,” says Republican actual coup attempter’s campaign advisor

Grindr usage supposedly off the charts in Milwaukee this week

MAGA Congressman calls colleague an AI-powered sex doll

Alaskan harbor town terrorized by angry American bald eagles

The Boys Season Four finale retitled to “Season Four Finale”

Not clear if Kev thinks Gaetz was on botox and drugs or just botox

“Top Dems now believe Biden will exit”: Axios

Namibian officials tell King Mutebi II to get the fuck out immediately

Mike Johnson “intuitively” knows terrorist cells are everywhere

Hulk Hogan confirmed Republican National Convention speaker

Biden nukes another $1.2 billion in student loan debt

Florida guidance counselor’s campaign for local school board focused on evidence-free claims of requests for kitty litter boxes

Fox News reports Fox News criticizes Michael Steele

Gold Bars Bob denies resignation reports

Joe Biden now “receptive” to nudges from Dems: CNN

WATCH LIVE: RNC Cult Ritual in Milwaukee, Night Three

Scott Bottoms tells churchgoers the FBI behind attempt on Trump