A 42 year-old The Villages, Florida man is facing charges of larceny and drug possession after a cop spotted him handing $43.97 worth of clothing had been taken from TJ Maxx to his female companion in a golf cart before the man stepped inside the a nearby Petco store to shoplift approximately $85 worth of dog biscuits for God knows what the hell reason, Villages-News reports.
Kevin Ronald Miller maybe could’ve left the cocaine and heroin at home if he was planning on a shoplifting spree, but then again someone who steals shit from stupid TJ Maxx and $85 worth of dog biscuits probably isn’t all there to begin with. Miller was booked on a $6,000 bond.